I have a feeling in my water. It might simply be a hazardously full catheter, or it could be a sense that Arry is becoming increasingly teed orf with the Tottinghams faithful. He has every right to be miffed.
Spurs are arguably playing some of their most entertaining and successful football since the Boer war and still the deep groans and booing is only seconds away from being unleashed.2 points from 8 games when he came in, Champions League football and all that.
Arry knows damn well that he is a front runner for Fabio’s job. It’s a role he was made for and one he wants. Here’s my top 5 candidates for step into his still warm loafers…
Timothy Sherwood
Pros – After a conveyor belt of duff strangers it has been mooted that an inside job may produce better results. I have an irrational dislike of Sherwood. He just has a cadish look about him. This might make for a good thing if he were successful as I wouldn’t need to wait for him to make a balls of it before a went for his jugular. Cons – He’s a cad.
Chris ‘Hughts’ Hughton
Pros – The closest thing you can get to Martin Jol with being bear hugged and ending up smelling of John Player Specials. Armed with only a Staples account card and a gang of coke sniffing, bird roasting, street fighting modern day visi goths, he has managed Newcastle with some aplomb. Cons – Another ‘devil you know’.
Jose Mourinho
Pros – Belter of a manager. Linked with every managerial job this side of Tibet. This of course is fueled by the man himself who announces every 3 days that he misses some country or another, is always looking for the ultimate challenge, likes airplane food etc etc etc. Cons – More chance of Slur Alex going teetotal.
Dame Vera Lynn
Pros – This would be the ultimate in appointing a completely English manager. She knows how to slug it out against the Europeans, is permanently cheery and comes complete with bundles of songs for the terraces. Why have Fat Sam when you can have Slim Lynn? Cons – May be die any minute.
Louis Walsh
Pros – His management abilities precede him. This is the man who turned 2 talentless South County Dublin fresh facedyoungsters into millionaires and to the best of my knowledge without selling their orifices to wealthy Arabs. Cons – Come On You Spurs! would stand a good chance of being be changed to Cooee! You Spurs!
You never see David Moyes and Skeletor in the same room, do you?
Very funny!
Seriously though, can we wait until the old girl is dead before shagging the corpse and sticking her in the ground?
Meh.
I am shocked Dame Vera has incurred such graphic verbal vandalism :-D
Right i have tried to tell my fellow Spurs fans what has happened to cause all these shocks, and may i had a few managers jobs in the past three seasons. This was when i discovered that its not energy drinks and extra training that his behind teams winning games on paper they should get hammered. Why is it players from abroad find the premiership so fast and need a while to adjust to the closing down and aggressive tackles . We have got one of the best squads in the premier league yet we struggle and get beat if we make four or more changes. Then we play Sunderland who change a winning team and but a goalkeeper in who had not played for six months and still got a draw away from home also Blackpool made ten changes and nearly drew at Villa Newcastle played Blackburn who played a mind boggling 361 formation away from home. They won and its this confidants and the manic tackling and Shocks both here and in Scotland that’s got bookmakers smiling and Betting scams undetectable. Lets look at the evidence of my constant rant the sudden deaths and strokes the latest Swansea and Blackpool players last year Swansea death and Blackpool’s stroke alongside the ten or more from all over Europe in the past three seasons. The Massive weight loss gaunt looking players from all the extra running and closing down these teams don’t miss stars can loose there best players selling for millions and replace them with players costing a few million .Why this has got steadily worse is Depts and fear of the sack last year by now there was a lot of managers sacked after six games this year with more shocks none and that’s because we have gave the bottom teams points to save there necks . My fans are all saying how can we beat Inter and struggle against Bolton and Sunderland this is because Europe announced after Liverpool won the cup in the Famous comeback they would test teams outside of competition and in eourope you have more time to play in Europe. The Premiership wont name shame or catch offenders for two reasons two many are involved Target testing is being resisted and delayed by managers Ferguson player Sol Campbell Gordan Taylor P.F.A union and the FA. now the government have cut funding and this can only mean more shocks resting players before thy drop down with exaustion. Its no longer a funny old game but funny systems funny changes and funny results Rangers 0 Hibernian 3 Celtic 0 Hearts 2 Newcastle 1 Blackburn 3
But I thought it was the Spanish teams who were on ephedrine?
Right i have tried to tell my fellow Spurs fans what has happened to cause all these shocks, and may i had a few managers jobs in the past three seasons. This was when i discovered that its not energy drinks and extra training that his behind teams winning games on paper they should get hammered. Why is it players from abroad find the premiership so fast and need a while to adjust to the closing down and aggressive tackles . We have got one of the best squads in the premier league yet we struggle and get beat if we make four or more changes. Then we play Sunderland who change a winning team and but a goalkeeper in who had not played for six months and still got a draw away from home also Blackpool made ten changes and nearly drew at Villa Newcastle played Blackburn who played a mind boggling 361 formation away from home. They won and its this confidants and the manic tackling and Shocks both here and in Scotland that’s got bookmakers smiling and Betting scams undetectable. Lets look at the evidence of my constant rant the sudden deaths and strokes the latest Swansea and Blackpool players last year Swansea death and Blackpool’s stroke alongside the ten or more from all over Europe in the past three seasons. The Massive weight loss gaunt looking players from all the extra running and closing down these teams don’t miss stars can loose there best players selling for millions and replace them with players costing a few million .Why this has got steadily worse is Depts and fear of the sack last year by now there was a lot of managers sacked after six games this year with more shocks none and that’s because we have gave the bottom teams points to save there necks . My fans are all saying how can we beat Inter and struggle against Bolton and Sunderland this is because Europe announced after Liverpool won the cup in the Famous comeback they would test teams outside of competition and in eourope you have more time to play in Europe. The Premiership wont name shame or catch offenders for two reasons two many are involved Target testing is being resisted and delayed by managers Ferguson player Sol Campbell Gordan Taylor P.F.A union and the FA. now the government have cut funding and this can only mean more shocks resting players before thy drop down with exhaustion. Its no longer a funny old game but funny systems funny changes and funny results Rangers 0 Hibernian 3 Celtic 0 Hearts 2 Newcastle 1 Blackburn 2 playing 1 upfront six in the middle three at the back. Are these shocks confidantes or illegal energy you decide i now the truth (Ephedrine).
I sense that Jose likes a team with ambition and willing to spend cash to get the players in he likes.
Not sure we could compete for his signature and also, im not so sure him and Levy would see eye to eye partly because of the cash issue.
If Harry does go, you could see Levy going english again, that is for sure.
I could see anyone of Coyle, Pulis or even Hodgson(but that again would be short term)
I think from the bottom of my heart though, and we’ve seen it with pep guardiola at Barca, that it very well could and should be an ex Tottenham player who gets it.
And mark why words (as its been alluded to before by Harry himself) Tim Sherwood could be that person with Les Ferdinand on the front grid just behind him.
What the heck are they doing there anyway>? DONt we have enough coaches?
(joe jordan wouldnt be bad either btw)
Before you consider booing just think if that will have a positive affect or a negative affect on the players. Those with an IQ above 1 will have decided it will probably have a negative affect in that they will become very anxious and nervous and not want the ball or make silly errors when they do have it, nobody likes to booed in public. As far as I have seen all the players are giving their whole the problem lies with poor tactics poor team selection and poor substitutions. Last season when Bale was rejuvenated and Lennon came back on scintillating form we took teams by storm and with some degree of suprise. Howevere, we have now been found out and are far too predictable. Bale and Lennon need to come inside much much more so we have plenty of numbers in the cenrte of the park. When they stay right out on their respective wings we are actually 2 men down when the game is been played in the middle. Man u play this system very well. When Crouch is playing we all know what tactics we will adopt and so do the opposistion. What we have is a lot of very talented players but with no real plan of how best for them to play, this is what has to change. Now where did I put that love egg to HH xx