For the artist formerly known as Blistering Bob Keane aka Pointy Shouty Bloke aka Pointless Shouty Bloke aka Piltdown Man. By Aston Villa. A football club.
The news reaches us courteous of Spurs Odious’ numero somethingo, Roger Morgan.
The exact wording was, £6m from Villa, think it’s come in tonight.
Let’s bloody well hope so, Rodge.
That bean pole scored a goal at Eastlands !! The up shot was Champions league.
There’s little wonder he’s stick thin if he’s still dining out on a solitary goal. He’ll vanish of his own accord in the near future if that’s the case.
accept, acccept, accept.
Would take six Luncheon Vouchers let alone £6million. I would imagine Dan is looking for a bit more and that this is just the start of getting bidders to declare their hands. Wolves, Wet Spam, Everton, Villa, Foolem all need goals but can they come up with the readies or any swapsies that we like. Still think Parker and Pienaar in, with PSB, Bentley and Gio out looks possible in Jan. BUT the striking department is still the conundrum????!!!!
Ridsdale says this info is wrong.
I’d actually like to believe ‘our’ Pete over Roger Morgan. But Morgan’s form is rather good as he clearly either works on Fleet Street* or knows someone who does.
As some of his strongest info has come out minutes before the tabloids had it. Like Redschnapps appointment.
*Yes, I know.
Redknapp couldn’t hold his own piss, poor old Bob Villa will suit him well. How do you think Carew will do at the Lane?
Bob Villa? Is that Ricky’s brother?
Morgan and Archie are the only two worth even a second glance and imo after Harry put the for sale sign up of course we will get sniffs like £6m from Villa because that is the way things go. The more interesting thing about Keane for me though is not if he goes or where he goes but when he goes. Sell on Jan 2nd and get the replacement we already have sorted in on Jan 3rd and we get an extra month of the new guy. otoh wait til midnight on deadline day and we probably get no replacement which was what happened with Berbatov.
Morgan, Archie, Jasper, Ben.. etc. all a bunch of know nothing berks.
It only takes another team to offer more and he’s off somewhere else.
When you have deals like VdV being knocked out on the back of a fag packet after the window has closed, what chance have these attention seeking halfwits got of getting anything right?