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£6M Bid Made This Evening

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For the artist formerly known as Blistering Bob Keane aka Pointy Shouty Bloke aka Pointless Shouty Bloke aka Piltdown Man. By Aston Villa. A football club.

The news reaches us courteous of Spurs Odious’ numero somethingo, Roger Morgan.

The exact wording was, £6m from Villa, think it’s come in tonight.

Let’s bloody well hope so, Rodge.

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77 comments

  • Astromesmo says:

    Each morning may I suggest a size 11 just about the spot where the Amstrad logo is printed?

    I’m missing all the fun!

  • AFelching says:

    Ah,I see you have managed to put a pound coin in the meter this morning :shocked2:

  • Weasel says:

    On Monday I sighted a fox in north London and correctly called that it was a good omen for the Twente game and since then I have been on the lookout for good omens because a team can never have too many.

    This morning I saw the famous diagnostician Dr Greg House in central London walking around the shopping area. I am calling this sighting as a good omen for Spurs against Chelsea this weekend.

    I hope to return to wildlife sightings in the near future but the most exciting recently was a bold Robin who was so chilled out he did not fly away as I passed him. Must have been hoping for some food. Which is pretty thin to base a prediction on so House wins this week.

  • melcyid says:

    psb is called by many the pointy shouty bloke ,that is because that is what he became.we used to want a team of robbie keanes because at that time he was our best.he has just morphed into the pointless shouty bloke and needs to go before it gets worse and felching renames him and he is done for.

  • Anne Annekist says:

    I saw Prince Charles yesterday.

    He didn’t look to happy to see me though.

    Good omen?

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