My dears, what did they do to you?
We was one nil up on the radio and then they said we was one a piece. So we won the first half, but not the one that mattered. Joy. But indigestible joy. Has anyone got the answer? Do they still do Blue Peter appeals? We is badge-less. Adrift maybe.
Here’s Mr Bassong’s belter!
Here’s our Arry, do not adjust your monitor.
Here’s Alex McLeish, do not adjust your monitor. Scottish hair frequently looks like that.
-We need to improve the strikers.
-Ah but money is tight.
-OK I got a couple of budget options in mind.
-Like who?
-Well there is OldFart.
-Too old sorry.
-Then there is TroubleMaker.
-Bad attitude sorry.
-How about FreebieOnBigWages.
-Cannot break the wages structure sorry.
-What about SomeKidFromChampionship then?
-He is no better than shoobedoobedoo who we keep tabs on.
-But shoobedoobedoo is just a young prospect who has never played in europe. SomeKidFromChampionship has played in England and scores for fun.
-Can’t you do your magic on shoobedoobedoo?
-We need someone for this season though.
-Well we could soldier on with the strikers as is?
-But what about the title?
-Well maybe Madrid will do us a favour again.
-Lets hope so.
totally agree
Someone to take pens, would be a good place to start
Citeh want Bale in January :gaehn:
as Sir Michael Jagger says ‘you cant all ways get what you want’
He should know. He’s spent his whole life not getting what he wants.
he also could get no satifaction
in fact he spent his whole life singing about his problems and making wonga out of it.
Levy has gone blind from all the wanking he’s doing over the size of the transfer deal :-p