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” My boss spoke to Harry Friday and although it’s old hat in regards of the press doing the story, I can confirm Scott Parker will definitely sign for Spurs. I think we might let them loan a player or two from us although that has no bearing on the deal. If woodgate gets fit, it might be him that turns up at upton “

This from Ryantegan on Spurs Community – sics galore.

My first thought is that you can take the boy out of West Ham, but you can’t take the West Ham out of the boy. I’m not talking about Parker, I’m referring to Arry.

Why in the name of Cliff Richard is the manager of a club with Champions League status looking to buy players from a club in free – fall? This reminds of when The Toon were relegated and there was a queue of people arguing the merits of  poaching players who in some twisted logic were a good bet individually, but only rubbish when seen as part of the whole Newcastle team.

Scott Parker I am sure is a half good footballer. But why would we want him? He won’t be cheap and he won’t work for free.

West Ham’s situation is similar to Newcastle’s. Chaos in the boardroom and gormless players on the park. The best course of action is if you fancy a dash of Schadenfreud, then watch from a distance.

As for Woodgate going there, I have heard some stupid suggestions in my time but this is Top 5 material.

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  • toddspur says:

    ah got it

    Fifa Seeding Wule

  • davspurs says:

    Christmas scandals and shocking rumours. Harry Hotspur his using Mossad to influence his auction Bid for a day at the lodge with Harry and the players. Harry will be replaced by Cappelo we then beat Ac Milan 2-0 at Wembley in the Champions league final and keep a clean sheet. Gomes will have his tentacles stretched so he can save shots again. Keane signs for Spurs after West Ham get relegated Cappelo said he will be my Captain and best singer . Palacios joins Steve Bruce for one Million Leve admitted Bruce knows how to wind him up and run and pass Bruce said without his knowledge he his not worth 12 Million. Van der Vaart finale gets fit under Ferguson . These are all rumours except the one about Harry Hotspurs. Merry Christmas to all Cockerels

  • Sid Trotter says:

    I believe I can fly …

  • Sid Trotter says:

    i dont really …

  • UnkleKev says:

    Has Benitez been sacked yet?

    • WelshSpur says:

      No, don’t want him sacked just yet. We may yet still face them further down the line in this comp!

    • Anthony In That Number says:

      Great to see that he has had the impact at Inter that we all knew he was capable of. Also brilliant that Spurs played a major role in his inevitable demise. The turning point for him and our Champions League group was arguably the 3 goals we/Bale clawed back in defeat at the San Siro. From that point on the vibe changed and was swiftly followed up by Taxi for Maicon at the Lane and soon Taxi for Rafa in Milan. Bet Woy is smilling whilst preparing for the next match in the YourRopey League.

      On another topic….
      Barcode supporters must be even more stunned than usual as they get used to the idea of the next big name manager… Alan Pardew. Can only see it leading to the best players at the Toooooon wanting out. Might just be the time for H and D to move in for Carroll, Enrique, Taylor????

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