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” My boss spoke to Harry Friday and although it’s old hat in regards of the press doing the story, I can confirm Scott Parker will definitely sign for Spurs. I think we might let them loan a player or two from us although that has no bearing on the deal. If woodgate gets fit, it might be him that turns up at upton “

This from Ryantegan on Spurs Community – sics galore.

My first thought is that you can take the boy out of West Ham, but you can’t take the West Ham out of the boy. I’m not talking about Parker, I’m referring to Arry.

Why in the name of Cliff Richard is the manager of a club with Champions League status looking to buy players from a club in free – fall? This reminds of when The Toon were relegated and there was a queue of people arguing the merits of  poaching players who in some twisted logic were a good bet individually, but only rubbish when seen as part of the whole Newcastle team.

Scott Parker I am sure is a half good footballer. But why would we want him? He won’t be cheap and he won’t work for free.

West Ham’s situation is similar to Newcastle’s. Chaos in the boardroom and gormless players on the park. The best course of action is if you fancy a dash of Schadenfreud, then watch from a distance.

As for Woodgate going there, I have heard some stupid suggestions in my time but this is Top 5 material.

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  • rich g says:

    anyone see the stuff on newsnow etc, ref pav signing a new deal and 3mp being sold, its probably bs, but i hope it isnt, pav is the best we have alongside defoe, whilst crouch is utter dogshite

    • Ned says:

      You may not rate Crouch but Harry does and 7 assists plus CL goals so far show how integral he is to the teams success. Probably means we are stuck with lazy Pav for another year though unless his agent is talking bs which is always possible.

  • Astromesmo says:

    I think even Harold (of Bow, not Hotspur) is slowly realising that 3MP shouldn’t be the only game plan in town. I can’t see him selling him this window though, while we’re still in the CL. Keano is nailed on to be out I think.

    I saw the interview and I did think it’s a bit rough, the agent commenting on other players and who might be sold – It’s got nothing to do with him (Much as we might like it ;))

    • Sid Trotter says:

      it’ll be difficult to shift Keane … if he’s nailed on that is.

      Be like trying to flick poo with a stick, much more difficult than anticipated

  • Steveo1987 says:

    The wanger is chucking his water bottle again. :-D

  • david says:

    Thats it then, all 4 English sides won their groups. Oh wait a minute …..

  • seattlespursguy says:

    Our possible opponents: Lyon, Valencia, Copenhagen, Roma, AC, or Marseille.

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