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‘Sold As Seen, Mate’ – Arry Redschnapps

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PSB is officially on the forecourt. In between the Vauxhall Verruca and the Datsun Dilemma.

Arry has announced that a loan is out and they are simply waiting for the best offer to come. Mooted names are the Vancouver Hubcaps, Aston Villa and Colchester United.

The highest bid? That’s cold. Colder than a Cumbrian pensioner. But if this doesn’t reflect how low Keane’s stock has fallen, how distant his glorious era in the Lilywhite shirt now is, nothing else will.

So, Birmingham Away then.

Birmingham have dished up some unedifying stuff this season and the Tottingham of old would have been sorely tempted to wander up to St Andrews, play head tennis for a bit and come home clutching either a point or a letter from their mum explaining it was ‘a bit cold’ or Birmingham are ‘a tough side to break down’.

So let’s hope that we are the ones that are tough to break down and we get into them from the off playing something as close as we can muster to push and run.

Oh and if there’s a penalty, Modders takes it.

BIOYBC!

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  • TMWNN says:

    1-1 nailed on.

    If we win this and don’t lose against the blue scum next week, I’ll start believing.

    • m ahmadinejad says:

      agree, except i thought 1-0 brum. i would love to see spurs win the next 2. i’d be as confident as redknapp if that happens.

  • Matt says:

    Something about this website disturbs me deeply. A babbling stream of consciousness with constant in-jokes and always the same people commenting; slapping the author on the back for being so super hilarious. Its like a weird virtual jerk circle which the entire news now community has been invited to watch.

    Odd…

    • lecoqhardi says:

      Matt, at school, were you the fat kid, a bit different, who stood on the outside, never asked to join in with the others? I know I was. But you have to get over it, overcome your serious social deficiencies.
      Mr Hotspur, if that is indeed his name, would welcome you in, I’m sure.

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      I think that a certain amount of in-jokery is inevitable. This blog is quite elderly in Internet terms.

      As far as they babble, it pretty much has always been like this. If you want cold hard facts and play by play stats, this place falls woefully short.

      It’s more of occasionally brilliant people having a chin wag. Possibly the first blog to cotton on that what comes beneath my drivel is the most important content.

    • melcyid says:

      its the english way its called takin the piss or a good mickey take.Its wot gets you thru hard times ask any brit that went through the war.every one and everything is a target thats just the way it is. even in the dark and evil times of the war they sang hitler has only got one ball etc etc. Its what keeps me sane day by day having to deal with so many pompous take themselves serious people that blow their own trumpets and treat others like garbage. Spurs fans are the best piss takers I know allways have been. bindippers can be witty and sharp too. peter cook case in point,warren mitchell.arry boy has a few good one liners now and again.

    • melcyid says:

      matt I dont think its sexual .

  • Sid Trotter says:

    I believe I can fly ……

  • Sid Trotter says:

    oh and 2-0 SPurs

  • Cusop says:

    Having problems again with the host server the offer is still open from me to come and set up on mine we could mirror at first then just move it.

    I love Afeltchings name he seems a quintessential character.

    Keane has to appreciate that his prime responsibility is to put the ball in the back of the net.
    1. He should focus on his game
    2. Focus on fitness
    3. Get his speed up
    4. Stop shagging his scouser wife who is the main culprit. Since he got hitched he has been shit

    • Sid Trotter says:

      That’s a lot of focus. My great aunt Bert used to ask me if I’d liked to focus, but then he did have a twang

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