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Mornin’.

Well it could be worse. you could have woken up to discover you were Roy Hodgson.

Last night’s footy was quite mad across the board. Chelsea lost another wheel last night losing to Wolves. The French found Joe Hart in too finer form in a game that mirrored our own season opening tussle in many respects. The double sending off was spot on, but to be frank I would have shown Song a straight red just for looking like an Ipswich pimp.

Everton just looked more like a team that played football on the floor and it makes me cringe when we hit the ball over Modder’s head and turn possession into a 50/50 ball. Crouch out.

I acknowledge that the knockdown balls to VdV work, but at what ratio? One in 27 resulting in a goal? I don’t like it and I’d like us to stop doing it. It’s quite unseemly all this hoofing and hoping. What is this an open audition for an Old Time Dancing show or one of the world’s most stylish sides trying to play football?

Here’s a clip of a side winning.
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  • PaxtonView says:

    Everyone criticises Crouch for not scoring many, but his assist for vdv’s goal yesterday was his 8th so far in the PL, which is 5th best overall, he doesn’t score goals, but he makes them!

  • lobo says:

    I don’t like Crouch when ever hes in the side we struggle , we need to get shot of him we like you say always play the long ball when hes in the team, i’d like to see suarez come to spurs, hes got my goals in his little toe than Crouch , all are striker are approching 30 , defoe 28 crouch 29 , pav 29 and keane 30 whos already burnt out, how can we rely on this lot to get us goals when in footballing terms they are old men past there sell by date..time for spurs to buckle up and buy now not the last minute of the window , lets do it now if we’re serious about top 4

  • rich g says:

    dav u are pure gold, the ephidrine isnt important, wtf are u takeing?

  • Harry, very rarely do I ever contribute to articles but am compelled to remind you that before VDV arrived at Tottenham the ONLY player that could score a MATCH WINNING (notice how I used caps there)goal wassss Crouchy…and that dear sir is the irony. I suppose you think a partnership of Pav and Defoe will terrorise premiership defenses, please spare me.

    May I remind you of that multi-million pound goal he scored against Man city to give our beloved club top European football..or do you still think that on that night Pav or Defoe or PSB would have scored..

    Please show a little loyalty its mainly due to him your watching Inter get a hiding at WHL..and BTW you still moaning on about playing the long ball, but we are seemingly do very well with a mixture of the two as you know there is more than one way to skin an orange or do you…

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      I take your point, he has done god works. I’d never deny that. But we ain’t gonna compete in the CL with hoofish tactics.

      My father taught me to peel oranges in my pocket at an early age. He also bound my feet like they do in China, hence my undying loyalty to Dr Scholl.

    • We have talked so much about having four strikers at the club and focused on defence as the problem area.

      Since Berbatov left we havent had any real threat up front, only Crouch who in my humble opinion is a real secret weapon in the modern game because wing play is highly prized you need good headers of the ball and this was one of the reasons Harry brought him and Kaboul we had no height in the team.

      If you get rid of Crouch you;ll be left with pants, if you replace him, well then you may as well replace PAV instead…so Harry get used to seeing Crouchy at the lane for a good while longer..infact he may well end his career there unless a big money move changes his mind.

      Crouch is mustard, Redknap loves him and those that know..know

  • davspurs says:

    Richie g i don’t even smoke now but sometimes i wish i was stoned when the fuckers on sky get excited i now Gomes has let one in and my heart sinks. Its not me who is on drugs well just my scitzo ones that stop me think the FA are hiding energy abuse. I can remember when it first started at the time i heard this voice coming from the telly he had a Liverpool Tye on and he said to the American owners don’t mess with my team. This was the leader of the corrupt inept Fa run by members attached to clubs . The reason i mention this was how i found out why a European manager dubbed them Duracell Bunnies and how i discovered a new planet energyshocks where you can pick marshmellows and it makes you run all day This was how Liverpool played with a high Tempo . When the yanks got in to money troubles they started selling this energy to other teams without telling there Spanish waiter. Knowing this meant Liverpool could not out run other teams and instead of the Duracells they are now Aldi Batteries and get beat by crap teams with Duracell bought from the dirty Yanks who needed money now all the crap teams are beating each other and in a few months this could be the bottom teams Liverpool bottom Chelsea second bottom Man City and the Top will be Everton Blackburn and Fulham level on points with Newcastle Bolton Wolves Blackpool West Brom fuckin hell i better take me tablets .

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