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A Guided Tour Of Crazypavinchenko’s House

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This appears to have been doing the rounds so here she is.

I don’t want to get all pop psychologist, but I keep getting the impression from an awful lot of rich and famous people that their homes are neither nests nor castles.

A&E was on football focus Saturday morning and his gaff was made all the stranger looking by the what was presumably the director’s idea to draw the curtains and shoot under arc lamp in his front room.

Both houses were quite sparse. I’m not a fan of dust catchers but no evidence of books, flowers, pictures… anything. It all seems a bit empty. I remember seeing watching Through The Keyhole a hundred years ago and they had Wolf from Gladiator on.

His flat was 300 shades of white and cream. All flush fitted, airbrushed to death and über designed to within an inch of it’s life. You’d have need to get SOCO in to give you any hope of working out who ‘lived’ there.

Pav’s gaff is undoubtedly nice, crazy wallpaper and all, but are they still unpacking? A&E’s living room looked like the sort of place Felching might shoot a high end short film in.

Oh I don’t know, these millionaire rich kids and their minimalist ways. Get some nice Mallards In Flight going on there lads. A touch of the old Hilda Ogdens!

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  • Finn says:

    …………the sort of place Felching might shoot a high end short film in.

    Hmmmm, a sort of juxtaposition within the genre…..high end meets low end perhaps?

  • lecoqhardi says:

    Pre-empting the Blackpool Outdoors Pre-match Prattle, we now seem to be without a right back, having begun the season with 5: Sir Len, Charlie, Kaboul, Walker, and Naughton. Can we bring back Walker? Big mistake if we can’t. William G.,Sarge, or JJ to play there? And we’ve only got 1 left back.

    • Anthony In That Number says:

      I assume Gallas will play RB this evening and Bassssoooooon will play CH. The Daily Telegraph confirm that we will be without the `Missing` Alan Hutton. I cannot believe how many injuries and issues we have had to cope with. As mentioned many times on this site no other side could have accomodated as many absences as we have and still done as well. Just hope Charlie or Kabooom can hurry back or Hutton has a change of SAT NAV as RB position is a concern. I guess Sarge could fill in but not ideal. The rest of the side this evening much depends on whether Harry wants to go 442 or 451. Blackpool are very attacking and very open defensively so he may go with 442, albeit I think 451 might work well to catch them on the break and deny them possession.It would also occupy the 2 best players they have in Adam and Vaughan.

      My pick would be…and I am aware it is harsh on Krankie but think he will come on for at least 20 mins as Modders is bound to tire

      Gomes

      Gallas Daws Basssooooon Ben

      Len Sarge Sandro Pienaar

      Modders

      Crouch

      Subs Carlo Krankie Pav Defoe JJ Rose Khumalo

      I don`t think we have anybody else available

      • lecoqhardi says:

        The problem with that line-up is: who will score?
        Not Modders or Crouch(I suppose he’s earned the right to be called that after Milan). Blud? Maybe. Surely it’s a good chance to get JD and Pav scoring again. And Krankie has to play in this game. Apart from that, couldn’t agree more.

        • Anthony In That Number says:

          I agree that JD and Pav need to get amongst the goals and I guess that as Blackpool do not defend well it is a good opportunity. Blackpool`s best area is midfield for sure and we must not allow them time/space to play. Think we can do the same type of job we did at Blackburn and in Meeeelan. Starve them of possession and catch them on the break, hopefully. If Harry wanted to go with 442 I guess he would look at leaving either Sandro or Sarge out , using Modders centre midfield then 2 from JD/Pav/Crouch up front. Great to have options but with all our injuries it is amazing that we still have a pretty strong line up whichever way Harry chooses to go.

  • lecoqhardi says:

    Yes. Yanited lose Ferdinand, Chavski lose Alex and Lampard for a while, and both look vulnerable. We have to do without half our defence and most of our midfield, and we soldier on. Don’t you just love Spurs?

  • perrymann says:

    Its all about top wages(150,000 plus) not what you win.We need a 60,000 seat stadium to pay greedy stars.We got VDV at a good price because he has a muscular problem and can only play 20 or so games a season.

  • Mr_Spiggott says:

    Re: Pavs house.

    Does he not have a wife and kid ? Not a toy in sight – not even in the garden ?

    Mmmm. *strokes chin* *adopts concerned expression*

    • Spurstacus says:

      I thought the opening scenes looked more like Pav and his mate on the way out of the house after burglarising the place. Perhaps thats why it was empty.

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