Good afternoon.
This could easily degenerate into an interminable ramble so to spare you and to spare me I’ve opted for player ratings. No width, no plan, no nuffink. Modders threatened to elevate us but he was outnumbered by people who didn’t share his vision.
Most footballers are thick. If they couldn’t excite people with a football, most of them would be working in the fast food industry or at best ‘larking about’ to some capacity in a warehouse.
There is a pattern at Tottenham whereby they perform brilliantly and then immediately afterwards they act like hungover chimpanzees that have saucepans stuck on their heads.
I’m sick of it and so are you.
Bitter, refusing to give credit to Blackpool? Look, you watched the same game as me. They looked like Colchester United on a good day. What do they want for that? A Ballon D’or?
Gomes – 5 Can pick a ball out of his own net like no other.
Gallas – 4 Was more comfortable going forward.
Dawson – 4 Not absolutely invisible. But really quite close.
Bassong – 3 A donkey on roller-skates.
A&E – 4 Some tremendous hoofs to nobody in particular.
Azza – 6.37 Glimpses of guile and gormlessness in equal measure.
Sarge – 5.8 Seemed to be doing a lot. But wasn’t really.
Modders – 7 He’ll like it at Man Utd. They have lobster on Thursdays.
Peanut – 5 Marginally faster than time lapse photography.
Pav – 7 I’m amazed he kept trying. Iwould’ve gone home at half time.
Defoe – 5 Tedious, greedy little man.
Krankie – 6 Introduced too late and achieved zip.
Jenas – 5 Pansy.
Crouch – 4 At this point the gas and air kicked in and I was going under…
We are Spurs fans, how dare anyone say that we knee-jerk after 1 away defeat after 3 away wins on the bounce including Milan at the San Siro. The players have an obligation to win every game, how dare they slacken after all our hard work as fans bad-mouthing lowly Blackpool.
This disastrous defeat will result in all 35 members of the squad being forcibly sold after we are relegated to the Blue Square Conference, the ground being burned down, then sold, then being built again, burned down again and turned into a car park with a giant Ar5ena1 badge on it.
Libyan style riots will ensue up and down the Tottenham High Road resulting in a death toll in the thousands and the further destabilisation of the pound to the extent that the Queen will be forced to turn tricks for cash in Kings Cross. Britain will be sold to Russia, forcing Pav to be played in every Premier League fixture he chooses until he reaches 70 years old and/or 20 goals – Whichever comes first.
New British overlord Vladimir Putin will commission a new ‘catchy’ national anthem to be penned by Elton John, resulting in 35% of the population of Britain to throw themselves and their children into the sea.
All this is fact and not an over-reaction… As I am a Spurs fan.
Could it be that Hutton is stuck out in Libya, waiting or the Government to charter an Easyjet
flight to get him home?
Not to mention Bales back,Defoes drought,Woodgates groin and Harrys big mouth.Top 4 my ass.
That’s what everyone said last season.
No piss artists allowed in Libya.
Apart from the people actually running the country, at least for a few more hours/days .
whats all this dissing about blackpool i’ve heard
i expected us to win but i never heard all the bad talk
you can’t blame luka or bale wanting to go to barca or something but we better get top whack for them if it happens and not carrick and £50 for supa luka
we are all tottenham after all and if someone is stupid enough to want to leave us we’ll just have to get on with it,i hope we will respect people like the stud and luka in the future and not poopoo them if the worst does happen
thats the biggest thing about the non points at blackpool,we were so close to money shot
we deserve the CL final,i hope we get there and beat the chavs and scum to be the first london team,how sweet that pussy pie would taste :devil:
Have we sold Luka and Baler already? Sorry, I missed that! Or the article where they said they were leaving? I must have been in Libya with Begbie NOT having a drink.
There seems to be a lot of people selling Modders already (Not helped I must say by our esteemed host’s dive into manic depression at the smell of Fergies whiskey breath ‘tother day).
Let’s wait until the fat lady currently draining the resources of the NHS has wheeled her mobility car into the car park and broken into ‘Auld Lang Sayne’ with our Scottish right back before we start packing our finest off up North shall we?
The season is played over 38 games… Not one away trip to Blackpool.
p.s. Heartily with you on the ‘winning the CL’ after beating the dregs of Britain sentiment.
just preparing myself :daumen:
i’m not as confident about 4th this time round,city and the chavs aren’t a failing poo