Another day, another intensive hangover.
According to the Current Bun, Azza Blud was out throwing some shapes with his buddy and part time striker, Cartoon Cole in a Fitzrovia night club, Merah. Merah boasts that it offers, ‘a sophisticated social playground for the influential and the jet set.’
So no wonder one reveler, some unnamed dame in a short black dress was outraged when some half cut midget with drawn on hair and go faster stripes in his eyebrows helped himself to a handful of her bottom.
Judging by the picture, the lady involved complete with lolly-pop in gob, looked like the only place she’d be influential or jet set would be behind a till in a supermarket.
I’m not going feign shock that these two morons were out on the lash involving themselves in morally dubious activities. I genuinely don’t care. But the article says they did £15,000 on a bar bill.
Fifteen grand. And the place is only open for 6 hours!
I’m not turning into my dad, surely? But how? How do you do £15k in a night? Having had a butchers at the club’s website I see no hint of a restaurant serving endangered species off of jeweled plates, served by complimentary really hot birds who are absolutely gagging for it. Michael Winner would struggle to do £15k in a night.
What were they drinking? Plutonium?
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Defoe: Oive a harse oiutside!
…and don’t you forget it. :lol:
maybee they got some tiger blood….#winning
Or maybe someone sold the dwarf some Tizer and told him it was magic rain from Fairyland [RRP £2,000 per glass]
#gormlessfootballer
They were all there… JJ, Hudd, Lennon, Hutton, Parrett, BWP, curtis Davies, Jake Livermore…. and a few others
Apparently the Hudd was smashed off his tits!!
Smashed in the drunken sense or in the Richard Keyes sense?
Holy man interference, Batman :sick:
LOL!!
Makes me a little bit sad…
The two best players in the world are Messi and Ronaldo, and they are both teetotal.
Alcohol is a poison and should be treated as such. Fine for the likes of us but a whole different proposition for an athlete.
I wish we had players that were only interested in the football. Winners, I think they call them :hae:
Ronaldo aint teetotal, seen him well pissed before, and to be fair to Azza, he didnt looked smashed, fuck me, if young footballers cant go out and fuck loads of women who the fuck can, well done son!
Must be missing De Santos.