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We’re Going To Lose

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Good evening viewers.

I’ll be blunt. This doesn’t look good. All the stats, form guides and tea leaf data available suggest our visit to Second Hand Fridge indicates us getting a thumping one could only call comprehensive.

Yet again I am beginning to gently seethe over us  ‘suddenly’ finding ourselves having to approach every game now with fingers crossed, lucky rabbits feet clutched etc etc.  Which inevitably leads to one of the following conclusions. So is it Tottingham are too stupid to genuinely advance or is it that they simply aren’t good enough?

Trying to label an entire club as stupid is ambitious even by my standards. So it has to be that we’re simply not good enough. We have Sluralix on the telly beaming. ‘This is a team that won’t give up’ he says. By stark, grim and depressing contrast we have Arry smirking telling us no games are easy, he’s having liver and onions for his dinner and does anyone know what won the 4.40 at Haydock? I could weep.

I maintain it’s a change in playing personnel that’s needed, but it has to make you wonder if the FA really want to go from the extreme of Fabio The Talking Dalek to an extra from ‘Minder’?

Individual brilliance could win the day. My money is firmly on Cheatski doing just that. Drogba is in bitching mood, Torres wants his career back. We have the one dimensional Defoe and 3MP.

A late kick off so at least some lunchtime boozing might take some of the sting out of things.

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346 comments

  • melcyid says:

    plink plink fizz,thanks harry for the foresite to get the alka seltzers in.

  • j says:

    Redknapp will be gone either this summer, if his court case ends badly, or next summer when the FA come calling.

    That, for me, gives us a summer in limbo where we can’t even sign anyone because the manager could be in clink. I also saw that Redknapp won’t be going on our pre-season trip to S.A. cos he’ll be in court at the time.

    It makes his position virtually untenable when his business and legal affairs are adversely affecting his ability to manage the club.

    If we’d finished Top 4 then everything would be hunky-dory, but the relative failure of our league campaign means that serious questions must be asked of the manager.

    I personally don’t think he’s up to it, the squad is easily good enough to be Top 4. Tactical failings have cost us this season, and for that reason alone I can’t see next season being much better.

    Levy’s trigger finger must be getting very itchy.

  • eastanglianspur says:

    Lampard is saying Cheatski deserved to win.

    If it hadn’t been for two bent official’s decisions they wouldn’t have one, so how does that dick head work that one out?

    His ‘logic’ is on a par with spoletospur :lol:

  • eastanglianspur says:

    One should be Won

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