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We’re Going To Lose

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Good evening viewers.

I’ll be blunt. This doesn’t look good. All the stats, form guides and tea leaf data available suggest our visit to Second Hand Fridge indicates us getting a thumping one could only call comprehensive.

Yet again I am beginning to gently seethe over us  ‘suddenly’ finding ourselves having to approach every game now with fingers crossed, lucky rabbits feet clutched etc etc.  Which inevitably leads to one of the following conclusions. So is it Tottingham are too stupid to genuinely advance or is it that they simply aren’t good enough?

Trying to label an entire club as stupid is ambitious even by my standards. So it has to be that we’re simply not good enough. We have Sluralix on the telly beaming. ‘This is a team that won’t give up’ he says. By stark, grim and depressing contrast we have Arry smirking telling us no games are easy, he’s having liver and onions for his dinner and does anyone know what won the 4.40 at Haydock? I could weep.

I maintain it’s a change in playing personnel that’s needed, but it has to make you wonder if the FA really want to go from the extreme of Fabio The Talking Dalek to an extra from ‘Minder’?

Individual brilliance could win the day. My money is firmly on Cheatski doing just that. Drogba is in bitching mood, Torres wants his career back. We have the one dimensional Defoe and 3MP.

A late kick off so at least some lunchtime boozing might take some of the sting out of things.

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  • TMWNN says:

    ..and can anyone defend Gomes anymore? We’ve got clowns at either end. Yes Mysterious Stranger, Pav is shit.

    • melcyid says:

      to balance it out scnappers sent on 2 more clowns

    • aqaljuta says:

      Pav is shit?
      He offers more threats upfront (Defoe & 3MP are both easily readable!), he takes shots from the 20-25 yards out (Defoe rarely do this as he prefers to walk the ball into the net!, 3MP never do this!!), he has quicker feet and his left foot works as good as his right, oh yessss…he sulks at times..and Defoe didn’t??? He scores more goals than both Midget Defoe & the 3MP combined. He’s the better option we have at the mo!! Need I say more?

      I agree that Gomes is a clown…at times. But most of the times, he’s the HERO! I don’t blame him totally for the goal that not suppose to be. I blame the men in front of him for allowing Lampard to take the shot. I’ve seen defenders (I mean GOOD defenders!) blocking shots with their bodies!! Ours…? The best they can do is to stick out a leg, come on…FFS!! Daws has been brilliant, but he didn’t tonite. His clearances are s**t! More often than not his clearances are picked up by the Chelks and offerred them better attacking options. Charlie is clearly not match fit, Gallas…SUPERB!! and BAE is dearly missed!!

      Modric and Sandro…out of this world! VDV…as selfish as ever. His freekicks, corners and passes were shite! (and he the only soul in the team who can take all these kicks??) and he was clearly out of steam at the 1 hr mark. Wonder why Harry only see this when there’s only 5 mins on the clock…and making it worse, that bloody Jenus in for VDV!!!

      On the subs made, Jenus??? Defoe for Pav? Why Pinearr? Why not Krankie? What was Harry thinking? Only God knows!!

      Bale was quiet thru-out, Lennon…was he on the pitch?? Kaboul pants, covering the whole right side of the pitch end-to-end!!

      Only one win from 11 outings!! What do you say Harry? Still the “2 points out of 8”?

      We blew it!! NO CL next season (let us not kid ourselves ya!) Lets party!!!! What party…?? FAREWELL Party!! Bye-bye Redknapp, bye-bye Bale, bye-bye VDV, bye-bye Modric, Bye-bye Krankie, bye-bye Sandro, bye-bye Lennon, bye-bye Pav, bye-bye BAE…. J-nus, D-foe, 3MP…F*** O**!!

  • Razspur says:

    Typical of HR he berated the MOTM Sandro for having the audacity to push forward and score a 30 yard screamer, putting our mis-firing strike force to shame, Harry did this in full public glare, the Brazilian was understandably uphoric and ran accross to the technical area to celebrate with his manager expecting the cunt to be pleased. Sandro must have been singing to himself after that, “Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right and here i am stuck in the middle with you”, Get a grip Harry, the clock`s ticking.

    • melcyid says:

      send in the clowns :whistle:

    • jfdit says:

      I couldn’t believe what I was seeing when he scored

      it was almost like sandro had fucked up ‘arry’s accumulator with that goal. We’re going to loose him if we’re not careful.

      last 20 mins with the two *****/****** was enough for me, season’s over when your relying on those two wankers to pull something out the hat.

      alls not well with team spirt at spurs, too many players picked or dropped for no reason

    • SpoletoSpur says:

      Did you ever think that he may be giving him tactical instructions? Sandro was our defensive midfielder, he scored a great goal but still needs to fulfil his duties.

      jfdit, I agree about the subs, I thought he may have brought on Crouch for VDV and try to win the game. There again if I were a Madrid fan I wouldn’t have been happy that the ‘Special One’ played such a defensive team against Barca (CL) when he has some of the best attackers in the world available to him.

  • jfdit says:

    calm down boys it’s all part of a master plan

    champions league was just a dream, a mishap, it’s all over now for the foreseeable future, we can concentrate on staying in the the top 8 which considering our resources and average crowds is the best we can expect. Just keep giving the club your money for our overpriced shit quality tat/overpriced tickets and all will be ok.

    get used to it – it’s the plan and the way forward

    yours thankfully

    Daniel

  • onedavemackay says:

    We didn’t lose the CL place today, we lost it when we failed to bring in at least one reliable striker last summer. That is the beginning and end of it. However poor the rest of the squad may have performed on occasion, whatever mistakes Gomes may have made truth is that had we purchased a half decent striker we would now be comfortably in fourth place.

  • onedavemackay says:

    One solution is to knock out a couple of bottles of 2003 McLaren Vale,Two Hands, Angel’s Share.

    It’s worked wonders for me. I’m even willing to forgive Defoe for being so profligate.

    I refer to his women not his goalscoring opportunities.

    I’ll never forgive him for the chances he’s missed. I don’t care about the Misses he’s chanced.

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