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We’re Going To Lose

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Good evening viewers.

I’ll be blunt. This doesn’t look good. All the stats, form guides and tea leaf data available suggest our visit to Second Hand Fridge indicates us getting a thumping one could only call comprehensive.

Yet again I am beginning to gently seethe over us  ‘suddenly’ finding ourselves having to approach every game now with fingers crossed, lucky rabbits feet clutched etc etc.  Which inevitably leads to one of the following conclusions. So is it Tottingham are too stupid to genuinely advance or is it that they simply aren’t good enough?

Trying to label an entire club as stupid is ambitious even by my standards. So it has to be that we’re simply not good enough. We have Sluralix on the telly beaming. ‘This is a team that won’t give up’ he says. By stark, grim and depressing contrast we have Arry smirking telling us no games are easy, he’s having liver and onions for his dinner and does anyone know what won the 4.40 at Haydock? I could weep.

I maintain it’s a change in playing personnel that’s needed, but it has to make you wonder if the FA really want to go from the extreme of Fabio The Talking Dalek to an extra from ‘Minder’?

Individual brilliance could win the day. My money is firmly on Cheatski doing just that. Drogba is in bitching mood, Torres wants his career back. We have the one dimensional Defoe and 3MP.

A late kick off so at least some lunchtime boozing might take some of the sting out of things.

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  • UnkleKev says:

    I’m not giving up just yet. West Ham are fighting for their lives and as their performance against Chelsea last week shows they’re more than capable of nicking a point against City tomorrow. A five point gap with a trip to Eastlands to come and City due to visit both Everton and Bolton means it’s still all to play for.

  • melcyid says:

    how did *****get on the pitch i thought we had seen the back of him.

  • Razspur says:

    This season`s well and truely cooked, think it`s better to finish 6th. UCL ate into holiday savings, Madrid and Milan expensive cities, wife hasn`t seen the balance yet, if we had got as far as Barcelona would have sold the pool table. Play snooker every Thurs evening so please no Europa, can`t imagine Munchengladbach or Oslo after this seasons highlights. What is in store for 2011/2012 not too optimistic with Harry at the helm. Still this Litre of Smirnoff is helping slightly. Failure is not an option,

  • TMWNN says:

    WTF was cunt chops doing slating Sandro after our only goal? He is a cunt.

    I can’t support my team properly until this charlatan is offed.

  • TMWNN says:

    Why bring on the useless midget when we needed to keep the ball? Why bring on __*** at all?

    The stupid cunt is seriously winding me up. OUT!

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