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11 O’Clocker – RedSchnapps To Cheatski

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I have it on good authority that the story that has been driving bookmakers bonkers for the past day or so is total twaddle. And he tells me it was quite possibly cooked up by a bookmaker.

My guy is actually a Chelsea blogger and his connections as they say in race horsing circles are pretty close to impeccable. Of course POTL has said the same and for all the ITK knocking that was a very specific rebuttal by him too.

The whole tale stank worse than Dos Santos’ underpants after a big night out anyway. The idea that Abramovich would lose patience with Wilkins, then Ancelotti but then – want to admit Arry ‘NotGuiltyYerHonour’ Redschnapps into his inner circle beggars belief.

‘Alright Roma, I’ve got a mate who can do us a proper little turn ‘ere for sure none of your foreign rubbish – this boy’s got two feet  – he ‘as to carry his potential about in a wheelbarra – I reckon 15mil + a few sweeteners and look I’ve spoke to Scotty and he’s over the moo….’ *DIAL TONE*

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  • Tony says:

    Personally think this may have been cooked up by Gooners who want to destabilise us during the transfer window. With a small market like this it only takes 2 or 3 x £100 bets to make a massive difference.It didn’t stop Talksport resident plonker Adrian Durham speculating that Bale and Modric would follow. Clearly he’s forgotten that when Arnesen went, there was a deal put in place that Chelski couldn’t approach our players for 2 years. When you listen to Durham you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

    • astromesmo says:

      Errr, I think the deal you mentioned was in 2005… Which would mean that it was over by 2007… Plus Arnesen isn’t there any more!?

      Apart from that however, I would heartily agree that said broadcaster is jostling neck & neck with Alan Green for being the most annoying person on radio.

      • MysteriousStranger says:

        You miss the point there Astro? I hesitate to say *again :angel:

        What he’s saying is is Levy ain’t gonna let Redknapp go to Chelsea without conditions, such as those that were put in place when Arnesen was poached.

        Perhaps you should spend less energy on this, I know the thought of Redknapp going upsets you :freu

      • astromesmo says:

        Ahhh, sorry… Silly me. I get your meaning and I’m sure Roman and his billions are quaking in their boots. Given the way the Russian economy is run… “I want this, you give it to me or I kill you” I’d say he would have his usual ‘Bothered’ face on.

        Dear Mysterioso, if you could kindly explain every post for me in the future that would be dandy. I’m obviously a bit slow at this hate mob stuff… Damp matches, can’t get the torch lit & I was actually using the pitchfork in the garden.

  • forhodssake says:

    Whether or not you believe the speculation, I sincerely hope that Levy has a contingency plan lined up.

    Lets face it, he is almost certain to go in the next 12 months to one of: Chelsea, HMP or England and even if he doesnt, how many more years will he be wanting to drag himself all the way up from Bournemouth every day at his age?

    The way I see it, he can stop this speculation instantly by saying: I am not interested in Chelsea, I am happy here (not ‘there’). Until he does so, rumour will be rife and he is destabilising us and making it harder to sign players.

    His statements have been pretty equivocal/vague – maybe he wants to put pressure on Levy for signings and to prove our ambition, or just wants a pay rise.

    If he does go, all these digs at our fans over the last few weeks and comments about our inability to compete/good as it gets may have been paving the way/getting his excuses in.

    If I were Levy, I would have already spoken to him and demanded some straight answers about his plans.

  • Kev says:

    Oh the entertainment, it’s like being back at the school playing fields watching as two kids wind each other up till punches fly… With us the bating crowd blood thirsty for battle. We can’t help it we know it’s wrong.
    I love this blog it’s wrong but I do…

  • If Harry goes to Chelsea…(sorry I’m trying to stop myself from laughing)…to replace Ancelotti (who has won the Champions league twice as a player and twice as a manager…still laughing)…I declare i will immolate my favorite teddy bear in Trafalgar square!!

  • Devonshirespur says:

    What worries me is not Redknapp leaving, per se, its the aftermath

    No doubt he will want to take his favourites….as he does. He will have knowledge of SPurs players contracts etc.

    I would hope that if he does go, thenLevy will say…”sure Chelsea, he’s yours for a few million, but you cannot buy any of our players for 2 years unless we offer them to you”

    Its also the continuity. Footballers need to excuse to feel unsettled etc. Some could easily say they are gutted by his departure and want to go.

    Overall I want him to stay, for continuity. I don’t think it will be a disaster if he goes, but so long as we get a quality manager and can keep the key players

    • Bless Harry but hes won nothing…yet!

      Chelsea or rather Abramovic has won everything but the Champions League..thats Abramovic’s Holy Grail.

      He will recruit a manger who has the CV of a proven winner and harry is not that yet, bless his heart.

      Harry should and will take his OWN advice to the players when asked will his best players leave he said “They dident have champions league football when I came here, so why should they leave?”

      He would be a mug to leave Tottenham he has a chance with spurs to break into the big time.

      Its clear to everybody that the potential at our club is close to being realised, the infrastructure and facilities have improved.

      They will add to an already impressive squad. If i was a manager i would cherish the challenge at Tottenham far more than the one at Chelsea, which in my mind is a poison chalice…

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