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11 O’Clocker – RedSchnapps To Cheatski

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I have it on good authority that the story that has been driving bookmakers bonkers for the past day or so is total twaddle. And he tells me it was quite possibly cooked up by a bookmaker.

My guy is actually a Chelsea blogger and his connections as they say in race horsing circles are pretty close to impeccable. Of course POTL has said the same and for all the ITK knocking that was a very specific rebuttal by him too.

The whole tale stank worse than Dos Santos’ underpants after a big night out anyway. The idea that Abramovich would lose patience with Wilkins, then Ancelotti but then – want to admit Arry ‘NotGuiltyYerHonour’ Redschnapps into his inner circle beggars belief.

‘Alright Roma, I’ve got a mate who can do us a proper little turn ‘ere for sure none of your foreign rubbish – this boy’s got two feetĀ  – he ‘as to carry his potential about in a wheelbarra – I reckon 15mil + a few sweeteners and look I’ve spoke to Scotty and he’s over the moo….’ *DIAL TONE*

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  • 39 39 39 says:

    Harry’s plan…
    A two year contract at Chelsea, winds up Abramovich after six months, gets fired, grabbs a large payout…just in time to take over from crapello, get installed as England supremo..retires, sets himself up as a fast pie and mash emperor rivalling Macdonalds… “I’m loving it”

  • iain says:

    Not too bothered about him leaving as such but I worry it will unsettle players who might end up wanting to leave when otherwise they’d have stayed.

  • AFelching says:

    Disgusted, I thought this was for real :angry:

    • dancingbarber says:

      Harry has just told me that he will sign an extension to his contract until 2018 so that he can piss off AFelching. Says he is getting petty in his old age

      • eastanglianspur says:

        6-7 years eh? Didn’t know Old Redders did commitment? :-D Careful with those scissors now or are going to give ‘arry boy a haircut for his next job interview?

  • Ray says:

    What a load of old cobblers, as much as most of us want Redknapp to fuck off as soon as, I cant really see it happening anytime soon and surely not to Chelski, I dont believe that Abramovich is that stupid. He has sacked far better managers than Redknapp, proven winners not only in the EPL but in Europe as well. Mind you, he’s tried it with top notch managers so maybe by bringing in a tactically inept geezer from Londons East End might just work, you’ve just got to laugh and keep laughing at the thought.

  • Harry should not leave Tottenham and in my mind any serious Spurs supporter would disagree with you. The results speak for themselves.

    Are you critical of his tactics for the Inter game home or away? AC Milan game, home or away? Maybe the Arsenal away game? Maybe the tactics for Man united at home (where I saw for the first time in 30 years spurs not just out play them but humiliate them, even fergie was humbled that day) yes it was a draw…

    Tactics…lol..like most fair weather supporters you forget all the successes and focus on the failures because you yourself identify better with failure.

    • MaddySpurs says:

      Brilliant post!!!

    • AFelching says:

      I refute that completely, I do not buy my goods in bargain stores or closing down sales. But the club I have a thirty year allegiance with have a manager trawling through the likes of Blackpool and Birmingham looking for players to compete with Citeh, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea and Manu. He needs to sell the shite HE bought, get back the likes of Comolli who actually had knowledge of what makes a player. We drew with Manu at home and you are shooting your load, we could not even beat the Spammers home or away!!! Beating the worst Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea teams in years is no big deal, we should have finished above them with the players he inherited

      • astromesmo says:

        Felching wins the award of being the first person to publicly say ‘Bring back Comolli!’.

        Your award is a bronze figurine of Jean-Claude Van Damme in Time Cop… The film where people could go back in time to completely eradicate existence of things they’d said & done.

        Do you, Felching, hereby testify that you want the days of Comolli back? That the DOF system is what you crave and that Levy was correct in his original assessment of buying policy?

        Maybe we should re-buy Gilberto, Zokora & Rocha to go with Bentley getting recalled… We already had everyone misty-eyed yesterday for Jimmy Tarbaat, Gio & Benty, so they’d make a nice set.

    • Roland Rat says:

      There are a few sensible people around.

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