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Arry For Ancelotti Swap Is Very Definitely On

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On the way back home from a wedding that I can barely describe using words I was listening to the radiogram in the Roller and Cheatski fans in some number (well I heard 3) wanted to swap our Arry for Carlo Ancelotti.

This rendered me very close to speechless right up until of course the point where I began speaking again.

I am not an Arry out merchant. Yes – there is bundle of things wrong with him, but it did get me thinking. My perspective on, ‘so and so out!’ has always been the same: Cool – so who then?

Depressing isn’t the word. ODM uses the phrase, ‘careful what you wish for’ and this ain’t said lightly by him. He’s seen it.  Let the shipwrecks of others indeed be your marker in the storm. Rafa out = Uncle Roy in. The unabridged litany of examples within our own walls give the Bindippers a genuine run for their money.

Ancelotti is an intelligent, thoughtful,  top draw serial winner both as a player and as manager. His term at Chelsea has been plagued on all fronts. Injury, age and owner interference have dogged him this season at SecondHand Fridge.

If there is a chance of him being insanely dumped by Ibramovich then this is the next man for us. Sick of shoulder shrugging and twitching? Get a man with an eyebrow action that would shame Roger Moore in. Not a competent crisis manager, but a winner.

I’m serious.

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  • kyle says:

    i want this team for next season. Bring in a new keeper, someone reliable. Bring in baines, most consistant left back in the league, solid and sets up lots of goals and a new striker – cavani. Shown great class in italy this year with a bundle of goals alot with his head and good hold up play. I think walker can do a job for us next season at right back. I also think its importand to play both sandro and huddlestone in the same team to add much needed steal in that area. Lennon has to be dropped to accomodate a place for van der vaart with walker bombing forward from the right:

    gk – Anyone other than gomez

    rb – Walker cb – Dawson cb – Gallas lb – Baines

    cm – Huddlestone cm – Sandro cm – Modric

    rf – Van der vaart cf – Cavani lf – Bale

    Thoughts?

  • nicktheyid says:

    slightly off the point and maybe a little delayed but WTF sort of tackle was that on monkey boy?????? why all those red cards this season for slightly high,stud showing challenges when a full bloodied STAMP on a players ankle doesnt even warrant a foul?? F*CKIN LUDICRIS

  • Gim says:

    There goes Europe, Liverpool 3-0 up away at Fulham. Jesus Frigging Christ, Liverpool actually seem to have a plan on the pitch. Oh how I envy them!
    My prediction is that we will not win either at Man City or at Liverpool, and that will leave us with 1 win in last 14. Can’t see DL accepting that. And neither should the fans imo.
    Can we get good strikers to join us, when the best they can hope for is a good run in the League Cup?

    • astromesmo says:

      Pool are on the blob with the new man the way we were last year… And still the best they can hope for is being back on Chanel 5 on a Thursday.

      Let them have it, with my love and my blessings… I’ll even buy them a ticket to that place in Kazakhstan that you can’t pronounce because it’s got no vowels. While they’re trying to fit 308 extra games into their schedule we can get on with sorting ourselves out.

      An interesting point ‘Up the U’s’ made. I had the same conversation with a bunch of blues fans when I went to the Ipswich v Norwich game with a good friend. They stood open-mouthed when I said there were mobs with pitchforks out for Redknapp.

      The concept of wanting the guy who’s got you from bottom of the league to the CL for the first time in 50 years and in the process have beaten Milan in their back yard somehow seemed odd to them… I wonder why? Just don’t understand Spurs fans I guess… We’d tell the cnuts to take the lottery million back & shove it if the notes weren’t lined up properly or in an attractive enough case.

  • rich g says:

    Hopefully we wont finish 5th and redchump gets sacked, im sick of the cunt

    • astromesmo says:

      If you’re really lucky we might get Moyes if that happens, or even Woy Hodgson might be about again by then… Who knows, dare I say it… Possibly even Keegan comes out of retirement or maybe Alan Pardew fancies coming back down South.

      Maybe we could change our name to Newcastle to complete the image of us being complete knobs in the eyes of the world.

  • Gim says:

    Looking at Liverpool and their horrible batch of twats, I start contemplating…
    -just how good have we actually been this season? Liverpool is up 3-0 now, the game before this the scoreline was also 3-0, and the time before that they hammered their oponents 5-0.
    Tottenham have won 13 games this season. 11 of these wins was with a margin of 1 goal. The last two was by two goals (3-1 against Wolves and 4-2 against Blackburn).

    Also, we hawe gotten 8 points of a possible 30 against the bottom 5.

    I, for one, can’t see the Redscnapps magic working for us.

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