Hello fight fans.
Sunday bloody Sunday. Last night was good though, eh? Lots of happy faces, shrieks of delight and that was just my front room. To counterbalance matters was Gary Neville. Who’s face is a mess. His career in TV presenting could be a short one. Less charisma than Shipman, less charm than Crippin.
Jermain Defoe it is then. Nothing staggering other than Sunderland appear to have decided to turn up the heat on their interest in the form of a preliminary bid. I use the ‘p’ word not to mask this being some made up punt on my part, rather to acknowledge the grim reality that this is us selling we’re talking about here and I cannot imagine any transaction will be either speedy or pain free.
The master swordsman and erstwhile onion bag burster has been splashed all over the News Of The Screws today. The allegation being that his linesman’s flag was up Imogen Thomas.
Mr Defoe has strenuously denied this. And quite right too. The very idea he’d even entertain doing the wild thing with a floozy. He Tweeted: ‘Article about me in today’s News of the World is totally untrue. I am seeking advice and will take legal action if necessary.”
?Imogen Thomas took time out from saying, ‘No comment, isn’t it’ to Tweet her own denial: ‘IM ABSOLUTELY NOT IN CHAMPNEYS WITH JERMAIN DEFOE. IM HERE ALONE & HAVENT SEEN HIM. NOT READY FOR ANOTHER MAN IN MY LIFE. CERTAINLY NOT EXS.’ Presumably they had a rather relaxation tape on at Champneys hence her need to shout.
So that’s cleared that one up. And let’s hope the Black Cats get their man.
Leaving offside….I mean aside the Defoe to Sunderland stuff I’d just like to congratulate Ms Thomas on her memory. Her lengthy list of ex-es must compare to one of Crouchie’s lower limbs so for her to remember our Jermain is nothing short of Mastermind-class
Probably had to engage the auxiliary back-up brain cell to help with that one… Although that still gives her one more than the average footballer mind you.
Jermain scoring with bald (in places) Imogen. She must like it on the side then because Jermain is hardly on target ;)
Forgive me i can’t put a finger on this imogen, only that John Lennon may have pooned her first. If Jermaine is a good catholic boy then i believe him, unless shes a minor of course.
Right up to speed now. Just saw some pictures of her…, Part of me wishes i hadn’t, the part thats now weeping. JD’s no catholic, even the Pope would smash that to bits…
The current Pope probably has…
Bang on the money, i have footage…with audio.