Hello fight fans.
Sunday bloody Sunday. Last night was good though, eh? Lots of happy faces, shrieks of delight and that was just my front room. To counterbalance matters was Gary Neville. Who’s face is a mess. His career in TV presenting could be a short one. Less charisma than Shipman, less charm than Crippin.
Jermain Defoe it is then. Nothing staggering other than Sunderland appear to have decided to turn up the heat on their interest in the form of a preliminary bid. I use the ‘p’ word not to mask this being some made up punt on my part, rather to acknowledge the grim reality that this is us selling we’re talking about here and I cannot imagine any transaction will be either speedy or pain free.
The master swordsman and erstwhile onion bag burster has been splashed all over the News Of The Screws today. The allegation being that his linesman’s flag was up Imogen Thomas.
Mr Defoe has strenuously denied this. And quite right too. The very idea he’d even entertain doing the wild thing with a floozy. He Tweeted: ‘Article about me in today’s News of the World is totally untrue. I am seeking advice and will take legal action if necessary.”
?Imogen Thomas took time out from saying, ‘No comment, isn’t it’ to Tweet her own denial: ‘IM ABSOLUTELY NOT IN CHAMPNEYS WITH JERMAIN DEFOE. IM HERE ALONE & HAVENT SEEN HIM. NOT READY FOR ANOTHER MAN IN MY LIFE. CERTAINLY NOT EXS.’ Presumably they had a rather relaxation tape on at Champneys hence her need to shout.
So that’s cleared that one up. And let’s hope the Black Cats get their man.
slipping into other current affairs, Manc u got so viciously fucked last night they’ll all have to visit a clinic after the bank holiday.
The perverse thing about this sale is that he will start scoring goals for his new team. Another Bent saga me thinks
This is so true… we have form. Lots of form :-(
JD will score goals for us next season if he stays and plays. We do need some top class in that area to though , of course.
Aside from JD honouring his Catholic education…
The independent review by a non-Fifa body into Sev Bladder was performed so swiftly AND elegantly.
I just wish all organisations were run with such transparency and accountability.
FIFA and UEFA. Next time we go and invent a sport I suggest, as a nation, we trademark it’s dictatorship.
Yes, JD is a good old St Bonaventure boy just like myself. That aside, I feel he is never going to be the 20 league goal a season man we need. I wish him luck where ever he ends up, because he looked as though he enjoyed playing for Spurs :daumen:
Still don’t think we should sell him, a rare player these days who could legitimately kiss the badge. Give me him over Pavlova any day.
On paper he could partner The Bulgarian.
Remembering the Wigan home game , through for his fifth and he put it past Kirkland, but into the side-netting and the detest of wit begin me shouting “he’s s***, sell ‘im”
I’d rather have Pav, and whilst “on paper he could partner the Bulgarian”, he proved he couldn’t before we sold him. In fact, who could he partner? Mido in the Carling Cup?
And apart from that song, why can he legitimately kiss the badge? I wasn’t aware he was a Spurs fan, and I’m not saying he isn’t either, btw – I just don’t actually know. All I know is we bought him from the pikeys, he wasn’t that good, we sold him to Pompey, and he came back. Still not that good, is Mr Offside-Handball.
Has turned missing pens into an art-form though, I’ll grant you…
I think the 2026 world cup is going to be held at a Centre Parcs.
I cannot help but like your style, madam :winke:
4th official on a mountain bike & both sets of substitutes in a hot-tub. Oh, hold on… That’s Geordie Shore.
Now you have it, madam!