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The Return Of Zokora!

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You can’t keep a good man down.

That’s what she said.

It has emerged from sources in Italy that the old boy is very possibly set for a return to the Premiership. Unfortunately, or fortunately dependent upon how you care to call it, it is unlikely to be to Tottingham. It’s Steve Bruce’s Sunderland who are the suggested destination.

He was the frustrating player of all times. He had speed – but was fitted with a device that made him fall over the closer he got to the opposition’s penalty area. He had a hell of a shot in him –  but his shooting was nothing shy of bizarre. No matter how much time he had his shots were uniform. They all went into outer space.

Didier will be included in football’s Soccerthaurus™
Zokora n. (Zock-horror) Ivorian device for removing pigeons from stadium rooves.


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126 comments

  • CB says:

    Hossam Ghaly was shite!

  • Paul F says:

    What is this garbage about Zokora tacking and intercepting? He did neither! The guy who said he was like a dog chasing a balloon is correct – he was never anywhere near tha ball when the opposition had it. I’m not Jenas’s biggest fan, but he is a better player than Zok, no question. Zok was simply garbage for us, anyone saying different is simply in denial. He cost BMJ his job.

    By the way, can we all just agree that Kerslake takes the award for worst Spurs player of the last 20 years to make regular appearances for the first team?

  • bill cartwright says:

    this website is so shit

  • niktheyid says:

    im going to have to beat you all with the worst players to don the shirt: acimovic or johnathon blondel anyone remember these flops? all these comments bringin back memorys of players past lol

  • Essex says:

    Can’t agree with whoever said Paul Stalteri – just for the winner in the 4-3 against wet spam. Class.

    P.s – Stuart Nethercott drinks in my local.

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