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The Return Of Zokora!

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You can’t keep a good man down.

That’s what she said.

It has emerged from sources in Italy that the old boy is very possibly set for a return to the Premiership. Unfortunately, or fortunately dependent upon how you care to call it, it is unlikely to be to Tottingham. It’s Steve Bruce’s Sunderland who are the suggested destination.

He was the frustrating player of all times. He had speed – but was fitted with a device that made him fall over the closer he got to the opposition’s penalty area. He had a hell of a shot in him –  but his shooting was nothing shy of bizarre. No matter how much time he had his shots were uniform. They all went into outer space.

Didier will be included in football’s Soccerthaurus™
Zokora n. (Zock-horror) Ivorian device for removing pigeons from stadium rooves.


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126 comments

  • melcyid says:

    DAVID JINX JENKINS.I am still seething with anger at this arse trollop being foisted on us :angry:30 odd years still unforgiven.I LOVE ZOKORA :wub:

  • kojac says:

    isn’t the Zok in spain or did he move on

    he played well as a right back just like j**** should never be let loose in ones central midfield they are not up to the job

  • melcyid says:

    Zoks delayed reation to Berbs pen aginst the blue scum at wemberlee was classic.

  • Paul F says:

    A debate about the worst Spurs player ever, and no mention of Stefan Freund? Sure, we loved that nutcase – the best story I ever heard was about how he used to go shopping in Sainsburys wearing a Spurs shirt with his own name on the back! Ah yes we loved him alright, but by god was he bad at football. Slow, weak, clumsey and talentless. Surely the softest man ever to try to be a tough guy. However, even he isnt the worst. Oh no. You, my friends, are either too young, or too much in denial, to have recalled the holy trinity of ‘shite in a Spurs shirt’ in the 1990s: 1. David Kerslake 2. Paul Mahorn 3. Andy Booth.

    PS – agree with the majority here – Zokora was rubbish. We only pretended to like him as we were trying to fool ourselves that selling Carrick wasnt the disaster that it plainly was.

  • bluey says:

    milenko acimovic… – the slovenian bobby moore (i think, or was it brooking?) Ghoddle hailed him as. utter crap.

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