Yanited & Cheatski BOTH Negotiating For Modders

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This window was never going to be dull. How could it be? Despite the calls for Arry to be ceremonally opened up and various still beating innards taken by fast horse to the four corners of the Bell & Hare’s beer garden – Spurs are ripe for plundering.

Outside of the popular hate figures Modders & The Boy Bale were always going to attract unwanted attention. It was nailed on.

We first began picking up snippets, hints and allegations that Yanited were skulking about as Bales’ stock rose during our Champions League campaign. Then as if to calm our nerves once he became injured those tales ebbed away. But then came the mumbles that Modders was one they really wanted.

There’s a chap on Spurs Community who’s boss it is believed knows Arry. The killer quote was, “Guys, just had a bombshell dropped on my head. In Harrys opinion, modders is off!

From what Harry said, Man Utd and Chelsea are in talks with us and we are inviting the talks. This also backs up the rift stories. Harry said that Levy will always listen to see if the money is right.

Gutted! Anyways, can’t back up the Parker in woodford story, but if we want him then he’s ours. Last night Harry wasn’t in Dublin. He was in Lille watching hazard and gervihno. Hazard for modric? Sorry again guys I just hope levy holds out…”

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  • melcyid says:

    armageddon is here

    • Bobbles says:

      Yes, modders would be a loss,I love him, but I was thinking today that we have already have a replacement – VDV. As an extra bonus it would end all this “unbalancing the side” chat, let us revert to a 4-4-2 and maybe even make Crouch redundant into the bargain.

      Add £50m to spend on a front 2 to all this and I’m wondering if this would be the disaster people might think!

  • johnhalloween says:

    say it aint so guv. Cant really blame the guy tbh. Really hope he stays as he is our best player by a country mile. Wont worry just yet though as the utd rumours are never far away. If he does go I hope we get top coin for him and not money with o shea, carrick and wes brown on bottom yellow on top thrown in. Although berba added in might work, yay or nay???

  • johnhalloween says:

    uimhir a haon!

  • melcyid says:

    say it aint so.

  • Spurchrisd says:

    Rhymes with clucking bell

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