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Yanited & Cheatski BOTH Negotiating For Modders

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Bleuurrrrrrrgh.

This window was never going to be dull. How could it be? Despite the calls for Arry to be ceremonally opened up and various still beating innards taken by fast horse to the four corners of the Bell & Hare’s beer garden – Spurs are ripe for plundering.

Outside of the popular hate figures Modders & The Boy Bale were always going to attract unwanted attention. It was nailed on.

We first began picking up snippets, hints and allegations that Yanited were skulking about as Bales’ stock rose during our Champions League campaign. Then as if to calm our nerves once he became injured those tales ebbed away. But then came the mumbles that Modders was one they really wanted.

There’s a chap on Spurs Community who’s boss it is believed knows Arry. The killer quote was, “Guys, just had a bombshell dropped on my head. In Harrys opinion, modders is off!

From what Harry said, Man Utd and Chelsea are in talks with us and we are inviting the talks. This also backs up the rift stories. Harry said that Levy will always listen to see if the money is right.

Gutted! Anyways, can’t back up the Parker in woodford story, but if we want him then he’s ours. Last night Harry wasn’t in Dublin. He was in Lille watching hazard and gervihno. Hazard for modric? Sorry again guys I just hope levy holds out…”




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  • RamsesV says:

    Spot on, HR was in Lille yesterday. Modric and Bale won’t go.

  • hoopspur says:

    There has been meltdown elsewhere over this. Don’t let a good story get in the way of truth eh? Seems like Bollocks comes to mind – but then I know nuffin!

  • Devonshirespur says:

    Levy aint that stupid.

    He’s been in the game long enough to know that money in the hand is not necessarily a good thing.

    Fact is that the money gets spent anyway. It makes sense if its Keane, Bentley, etc who are simply using up valuable resources, but not if its Modric who is the linchpin of the whole team.

    We have plenty of fat to trim from the squad and can realise the necessary funds / wage savings without having to strengthen our competitors.

    Different to Carrick & Berba, Modric is on a 5 year deal. Carrick & Berba had 2 years left, refused new deals and could have been worth half of what we sold them for 1 year later.

  • Shelfsideyid says:

    Why am I a Twat

    • melcyid says:

      I never knew that the last word is twat,I always thought that there were more words after that word.

  • TMWNN says:

    I reckon he’s off. Far too gifted too be messing about at a club that always talks the talk, where ambition is concerned, but very rarely walks the walk.

    ‘Audere est facere’ Really? In our first ever CL season we didn’t even buy a striker, even though everyone (except cunt chops) knew they were second rate.

    ‘We dare, but only if the price is right’ is more appropriate these days.

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