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Wotcha.

Even Sky Sports News have had a tickle at this.  A £15M bid from Liverpool Football Club they said, trying to make it sound all real. Bless ’em.

What we have here I am advised, is a classic example of good old fashioned jibber jabber from football agents. The man who is so quick even his eyebrows have go faster stripes is, would you believe it is …simply renegotiating his contract.

But you and I live in a climate of fear. And whilst footballers are by and large pretty thick, it doesn’t really take an avaricious agent ten seconds to give the balance of power a nudge in the ‘right direction’.

Who are based in a northerly direction? Who are spending? The Liverpool move was dismissed by at least one major ITK and my guy in this instance moves not only in mysterious ways but amongst some interesting football agents.

Quite how the ‘media’ vomited up the idea that we’d replace Azza with a left winger aka Stewpot Downing I do not know.

BIOYC!

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37 comments

  • ShelfLife says:

    Not sure anyone would really need to ‘swoop’ for Bentley. He will be oiled, scented, wrapped in a nice bow and hand delivered to the first punter stupid enough to express even the slightest hint of interest (no refunds).

    How much did he cost us again? Jesus.sss

  • We were mugged over Bentley…I bet Arsene Wenger lauged his fucking head off. Whoever sanctioned the Bentley deal needs to leave WHL if he hasent already.

  • ShelfLife says:

    Have to admit I actually thought Bentley was a decent signing and was pretty excited at the time. Then he went and scored that 40 yarder against the Goons and I thought he was finally cooking. As far as false dawns go, that one was pretty spectacular.

  • TBH i only started to realise it myself when i saw him in some interviews.

    If you were given the task of evaluating a product worth 16 million surely you would want it to talk and walk and show some semblance of intelligence. Its obvious to me that this guy could not deal with the pressure and expectation week in week out at a club like Hitchin United let alone Tottenham.

  • melcyid says:

    I wonder if Keano has had a word in azzas ear and encouraged him to consider the bindippers after his great experience up there.

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