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Wotcha.

Even Sky Sports News have had a tickle at this.  A £15M bid from Liverpool Football Club they said, trying to make it sound all real. Bless ’em.

What we have here I am advised, is a classic example of good old fashioned jibber jabber from football agents. The man who is so quick even his eyebrows have go faster stripes is, would you believe it is …simply renegotiating his contract.

But you and I live in a climate of fear. And whilst footballers are by and large pretty thick, it doesn’t really take an avaricious agent ten seconds to give the balance of power a nudge in the ‘right direction’.

Who are based in a northerly direction? Who are spending? The Liverpool move was dismissed by at least one major ITK and my guy in this instance moves not only in mysterious ways but amongst some interesting football agents.

Quite how the ‘media’ vomited up the idea that we’d replace Azza with a left winger aka Stewpot Downing I do not know.

BIOYC!

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  • munso says:

    It must be getting near that time of the year again, you know, when we get linked with stewy downing.
    We have made offers /been linked with him every window since 2005! http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11669_2340694,00.html
    Surely one day it will happen, hopefully not yet though

    • Astromesmo says:

      Isn’t it time for the Van Nistelrooy story again? Haven’t heard from our old pal Huntelaar in a while either. That’s usually good for a few clicks on Caught Offside.

  • south upper says:

    for that money i will drive him myself great pace cant cross final ball poor and the pool can av him

    • Chubbsta says:

      When was the last time you watched him play? His crossing and final ball has really come on. He’s a bit of a one trick pony but he’s our one trick pony! Drive him there your self for £15M, jeez, what a bender!

  • SESpur says:

    His crossing has come on and he IS more than a one trick pony.. He just runs faster than he can think – and that’s OK..

    All of the rubbish talked about in press recently, but one thing I know is Lennon has spurs in his heart, so I don’t worry..

    Wage structure needs serious thought..

  • Shahaan says:

    Lennon is brilliant.. creates so much space… people double on him and when he’s running at you, defenders don’t know what to do. He creates space for Bale… and when both of them are playing its brilliant!! He got loads of assists in the CL he was in the top 5 I think and in the previous season he was class. He needs to play with a regular full back, because last season it was swapped around with a bit of Kaboul, Hutton and Corluka.. when he was playing with Charlie he looked good!! His final decision has changed recently, he always wants to cut in which is only to help the full back bomb forward.. he’s far more dangerous running to the bi-line and whipping it in, but I think even he knows our strikers are useless and it is pointless!!

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