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Mornin’.

The News Of The Screws are running with Arry’s keen eye (the left one) has been caught by Jack Rodwell.

There’s a number of issues here. The figure quoted is near close to hysterical as you could possibly make it. This naturally is based upon the fact he’s English and Everton somehow managed to get him to autograph a 5 year extension to his contract at the end of last season.

The likely hood of Everton flogging him off is I would suggest high. What Moyes could achieve with the nigh on £20 million Rodders is more likely to achieve would arguably be more use to him than hanging on to the player himself. Your average Toffee in the street is likely to say that’s not true, but to paraphrase Mandy Rice Davies, they would say that, wouldn’t they?

Rodwell is undoubtedly good stuff and if the impending departure of Sgt Wilson – a man clearly damaged since his personal tragedies – would facilitate the numbers as suggested by the NOTW, then it might be a good idea.

My hesitancy is that I see Wilshire, Wickham, Rodwell and Henderson out there yet can’t help but wonder if we get involved we end up buying the lemon.  Oh, I’m a cheery soul.



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  • Spurstacus says:

    BTW HH what happened to the blue font? Thought that was a nice touch.

    • Ozvaldo says:

      You like the blue font fag cos blue is best

      • Aaron says:

        “I’ve been going spurs for 20 years” – You spew garbage you incognito toffee retard.

        • ken e winks says:

          hes been going to spurs 20 years in the away end. either that or thers a club called the Spur in croxteth or summit where people piss on each other and the like…

      • Spurstacus says:

        You are not even intelligent enough to maintain the pretence are you? Does your carer know you have access to a computer? Or are they rummaging through the bins as we speak?

  • Ozvaldo says:

    I wanted you to know you had been duped
    By Jimmyringo. Spurs are terrible team who play terrible football and whose fans are dim. Point proven.

    • Aaron says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Play terrible football?? This coming from a guy who supports a team with the main goal threat of Jermaine Beckford and Tim Cahill. Only one team in the league PERHAPS play better football than us, and it isn’t the toffees. Also, with your grammar, spelling etc… For you to call anyone dim is a stretch. We’d take one player off you, Baines and even then, he’s overrated.

      • Connjam says:

        Play better football? Funny that coz we wiped the floor with you home and away last season and also the season before at whl. You have keane, crouch, vdv, pavlyuchenko and Defoe yet still couldn’t better 5th place haha laughable. Yet beckford, Cahill and co finished a few points behind. How does the song go…dream on dreamers….

        • ken e winks says:

          We had a bad end to the season, but then we was…..cruising to the quarter finals of the champions league. ooooooo babygirl, ya like that don’t ya. Good result you lot had vs citeh though, shame we fecked it up.

        • ken e winks says:

          In the last 10 years you lot have beaten us 4 times. Way to go ….

        • ken e winks says:

          Wiped the floor with us H and A? 1-1 at the lane midday kick off i think after a euro game, you had a good free kick but little else. And we missed 3 or 4 sitters at your place, Altough ya played well in the 2nd half you was fortunate in the end for the points as we had the bulk of possession, we were victims as always this season of not taking chances. Wiped the floor , BOLLOX, Thats what we have been doing to ya for 10 years.

    • ken e winks says:

      Duped? yeah man, we was all totally flumuxed by your masterfull trickery…oh wait…erm…Helmet.

  • Flynny says:

    Well as an Everton fan I don’t even need to respond to the typical delusional spurs big club bravado. Looks like your own fan Ozvaldo is spot on and not ashamed to admit it.

    Keep throwing your money at a team of individuals. I think Everton and Spurs could be fighting for the same position next year. You’ve had your flirt with the top 4. Now your back to mediocrity with us.

    • Aaron says:

      If you think you guys have a chance of competing with are infinitely superior squad you need your head examined. You’ve clearly had a brain hemorrhage. You have a shit squad, no two ways about it. You’ll be staving off relegation before Moyes gets sick of your tight cunt owners.

      • Aaron says:

        with our***

      • Connjam says:

        You chat garbage mate. In the last 5 years our infinitely inferior squad to yours has finished 7, 8, 5, 5, 6 so as your squad Is so superior how many of those seasons did you finish above us? And of the 2 by how many points? As you can see Everton have been consistent probably over the last 6 to 7 years and are only a regular goalscorer away from really competing with the sky4. Were dud spurs finish over those years then…?

        • Spurstacus says:

          Go and do your sums again. This time use a calculator, or your fingers. I’ll help you. Spurs have finished higher than Everton 4 times in the last six. OK?

        • ken e winks says:

          Are you Fucking Insane? or just a prick. We consistently BATTERED you except the odd turn up. We finished 5th 5th ramos incident? 4th and 5th. whilst you lot jogging up behind puffing along. Why did Rooney leave?

    • Spurstacus says:

      For what its worth the delusional big club bravado was started on here today by a couple of your mates. One of whom was pretending to be a Spurs fan. We don’t tend to entertain these sort of arguments as we know that we are a top 4/5 team on the up. If you want to have these sort of arguments get on the Villa, Sunderland or Fulham pages. They are your contemporaries.

    • melcyid says:

      The fact is the spokesman OSVALDO for the toffee munchers has come out and admitted right here on the blog in a public domain and I quote ‘THE FACT IS IM DELUSIONED’ :finn: :lol: :winke:

    • snuftywoof says:

      what makes you think we will be battling relegation with you

  • Brycie says:

    Charles N Zong nia as Joe Kinnear used to call him has been Wigwams best player this year and would be a welcome addition

  • Flynny says:

    How many times have Spurs won the League? Twice?

    LOL

    • Aaron says:

      I don’t think you can do anything in the present with trophies you’ve won in the past. We still have a much larger international fanbase than you. Ask anyone outside of the UK who they support, unless they’re an ex-pat, none will say Everton.

    • frontwheel says:

      Lets just get our chaps out and measure them!I have no problem with Everton or their fans even though i had a very scary time up there years ago,a 1-1 draw (Ricky Villa for us)I hope its time for the local under dogs to come good

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