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Good evening.

In Africa Screams, Abbott & Costello search for diamonds in Africa, along the way meeting a visually-impaired Stooge, hungry lions, not to mention the locals… Funny how life imitates art, as David Cameron is played perfectly by Shemp Howard who met up with the Spurs boys in Pretoria when he could have been in London overseeing a Commons Select Committee.

Diamonds are evidently in extremely short supply but if you’re looking for hungry lions Van der Vaart & the boy Bale fit the bill perfectly. The fire and the focus in these two is a pleasure to watch.

But elsewhere we look every inch like a mob with issues.

Someone needs to find Arry one of those heat machines they have at the Mega Store so the numbers on the backs of some of our shirts can have pound signs put in front of them.


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53 comments

  • Koreanspur says:

    whoops *who; isn’t……*

  • melcyid says:

    Is eileen drewery working for the daily mail as they seem to know what ratboy is going to do before he even does it. reporting news before it happens the all knowing all seeing daily mail.

  • Spurstacus says:

    Octopus, sloth, monkey, rat. What a menagerie we have become.

  • TMWNN says:

    More like Mystic Meg. I remember when newspapers reported only on what had happened.

    Apparently, according to the DM, Rat boy’s transfer request is going to be resubmitted to Levy after he’s had a talk with rent-a-gob within the next 24 hours. But this time, sources in Croatia claim that his wife Vanja will oversee redelivery of his request. :shocked:

    Also, Rent-a-gob making Rat boy captain after what’s been said is a fucking disgrace. The sooner they’re both gone the better. Don’t give any money to Rent-a-gob; save it for the new man.

  • McG says:

    Modric’s behaviour is no different to how any of us would behave were we offered stupid money, simple as. You wanna keep him, make the guy feel important and wanted. All of a sudden he’s now Ratboy? You’ll all be cheering if we keep hold, same as the mancs did when Roo-knee stayed.

    • TMWNN says:

      Personally speaking, I wouldn’t have signed a 6 year contract that didn’t include a get out clause, and then expect to leave the club for one of its most hated rivals on friendly terms after 1 year.

      He’s made it clear he no longer wants to play for Tottenham. Barring a full blown public apology, he should either be left to rot (won’t happen), or sold for the maximum amount possible. Making him captain is what a complete mug would do.

      • McG says:

        Agree, neither would I, but Id still wanna quit if someone offered to triple my wages, even if I was just one year in. He hasnt come up through the ranks, so his true loyalty should be to the club he supported as a boy, and that isnt Spurs. He didnt sign with this intention, hes just been tapped up. Personally, I dont see it as a mugs move, Wenger, Cesc?? We might be able to hang onto him for a little while in the same manner… The only other solution I see would be to swap him with Jose for a couple of Madrid players, to me that woulde be acceptable in that we’re not strengthening a premiership rival. Id certainly want an apology if he stays tho!!

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