Good evening.
In Africa Screams, Abbott & Costello search for diamonds in Africa, along the way meeting a visually-impaired Stooge, hungry lions, not to mention the locals… Funny how life imitates art, as David Cameron is played perfectly by Shemp Howard who met up with the Spurs boys in Pretoria when he could have been in London overseeing a Commons Select Committee.
Diamonds are evidently in extremely short supply but if you’re looking for hungry lions Van der Vaart & the boy Bale fit the bill perfectly. The fire and the focus in these two is a pleasure to watch.
But elsewhere we look every inch like a mob with issues.
Someone needs to find Arry one of those heat machines they have at the Mega Store so the numbers on the backs of some of our shirts can have pound signs put in front of them.
“No like black armband, lika funeral.”
Good to see the new lad scoring on his debut against Brighton – Looks like he might be quite a prospect. First Sandro, now ‘Sulley’, could it be that our beleaguered scouts have finally worked out what the Red Bus Rover and the Holiday Inn points card was for?
Wasn’t the Ottoman Sultan who took Constantinople called “Suleiman the Magnificent”?
Nice as well to see Sky running a full apology to the dog Terry about ‘misrepresenting’ one of his comments. I wonder when ours will be coming about blatantly making s**t up for months about us?
I rate Bentley over Lennon! *Whoah Wait a fucking minute & hear me out before throwing a masive shit fit* Lennon has pace. What else? (Other than the very odd cross) Speed! That’s it!!! Nothing else to his game!! When he gets old he won’t be in Internationals because he is limited to age!Cash in to the Bins and let Walker have that holding right wing with Corluka backup!!! You’ll all call me mad! COYS
SWP 2.0
I am throwing a massive shit fit,Bentley is a flash herbert with no thought for the team,Lennon chases back to help out the defence more than any other player and he’s more dangerous going forward
Dear Tottenham,
I promise to pre-order a 2011/2012 cup shirt when you pre-order a new (good) striker who isn’t; 16 years old, doesn’t look like a circus act, doesn’t profess a love for the club and then mope about the pitch like something from a Chekhov play, hasn’t shared a girlfriend with Jamie O’hara, and isn’t Robbie Keane.
Yours expectantly.
Koreanspur.
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The ohara girlfriend bit is the choker I would imagine. We will have to stary looking in the unibond leagues. Or peru.