Good afternoon chaps. As you were. We don’t stand on ceremony here.
So another day another dilemma. Nice cars Dilemmas. But I digress. Jermain Defoe on his day is lethal. Absolutely lethal. But so once was Cholera.
“Another day with new opportunities. God always has a plan. JD”
That was the Tweet from the Neopolitan Swordsman just one hour (ish) ago. But what does it actually mean? For the love of Amy Whineglass’s plastic mourners, if the players start talking in ITK cryptic drivel we are really scuppered.
So let’s have a chat discussing if Defoe is actully worth persevering with and at the same time a competition to second guess what his New Opportunities might be.
The funniest stab at what his plans or indeed those of a higher being might be wins …a fortnight for two in a Sheringham Beach Hut with my hottest follower on Twitter.
The sumptuous Ms Ophelia Balls, aka @_COYS_ yet another reader who could not resist getting HH all over their chest.
Good News! The guy who played the elf at the nearest superplex for christmas had a heart attack. Position’s open.
Oh no he has,nt !
His career’s behind
himyou!The guy who shaves his eyebrows has moved to Chingford?
De foe is no De Friend. He is past it, he has had his better days, he is a small man that would look out of place in a circus, he is numero ciento y sesenta, he is AWOl when he’s playing, and tweeting when he’s not. Get rid and bring in …… benzema
As long as we have a replacement lined up then TTFN
His attutude stinks TBH
Just wanted to say that Lionel Jeffries is my favourite Lionel.
Excellent in the 1961 film ‘fanny’.
Godbless wikipedia.
God bless you both!
Jim Jeffries is my favourite Jeffries.
I preferred Chris :cop:
judge jeffries ,the hanging judge is my favourite jeffries.I hope he presides over the jiggins case.