Good afternoon chaps. As you were. We don’t stand on ceremony here.
So another day another dilemma. Nice cars Dilemmas. But I digress. Jermain Defoe on his day is lethal. Absolutely lethal. But so once was Cholera.
“Another day with new opportunities. God always has a plan. JD”
That was the Tweet from the Neopolitan Swordsman just one hour (ish) ago. But what does it actually mean? For the love of Amy Whineglass’s plastic mourners, if the players start talking in ITK cryptic drivel we are really scuppered.
So let’s have a chat discussing if Defoe is actully worth persevering with and at the same time a competition to second guess what his New Opportunities might be.
The funniest stab at what his plans or indeed those of a higher being might be wins …a fortnight for two in a Sheringham Beach Hut with my hottest follower on Twitter.
The sumptuous Ms Ophelia Balls, aka @_COYS_ yet another reader who could not resist getting HH all over their chest.
he’s been offered a chick king franchise?
I remember when Robbie Keane was good.
Are you an elephant?
And if so, are you in a room?
To be fair you have a cracking memory
Might have been thinking of Roy Keane ;)
First!
I’d rather buy two kids with a chance of turning into good strikers some day…
Defoe and 4mil to Wet Spam for Parker… In the championship he’ll be a monster… Doncaster, Ipswich and Peterborough sounds about his level.
I think you’ll find thats illegal unless your in Morocco. Are you in Morocco? No? well thats illegal.
Why is he still here is it only us that can see we need two new strikers