Date: 22nd July 2011 at 10:34am
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Morning.

And welcome to Friday, gateway to the weekend. I tell you this much, this weekend my ambition is to do less than nothing. If this weekend were a dog it’d be a poodle.

,talks in. That is from Football_Agent9Football Agent on the old malarky. I happen to think this chap is ‘good stuff.’ No cryptic Bow Locks, he tells you what he knows, to the best of his abilities, whenever he can.

 Source tells me are deep in negotiations with Real Madrid, not sure what for yet but will keep you posted.
So that should be just about sufficient to send your average into a decent enough spin for oooh, days? Conspiracy theorists must opt for Mourinho. Lunatics for Kaka. My guess is we want to know what powder and fabric conditioner they use on their kits to keep ’em so smashingly brillaint white.
Answers on in the comments box shaped postcard below. The winner of the best reasoned or indeed unreasoned suggestion wins ‘ The Best Of Neil Sedaka’ LP autographed by .
This gate-fold sleeve album includes a Polaroid of the ex supremo wearing a ‘Brighton In Bloom 88’ t shirt baring the ball point dedication, ‘I miss you, my Calender Girl.’