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Modric Laugh Like Drain & Adebayor Taste Like Humbug

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Good evening ladies.

Another day of the old transfer window behind us, then.  Deep joy. I see the domino theory has well and truly kicked in with our ITK bretheran. Everyone’s saying Adebayor and Diarra’s done. Nailed on done. Or your money back.

My money is on a signing coming from well off the ITK radar. I’m not going to be cute with you here, I don’t have a clue. And that’s my point.

A pal of mine however …who is not without rather bleedin’ decent City contacts thinks there has been some severe gun jumping going on re: the Adebayor deal.

Adebayor to us and City to pay half the money? If this happens I’ll be very happy …but right now I see it as bedtime tales from Lollypop Land in the same category as the Tevez ‘loan’ to the Gunners.

Why would City advance us so significantly? I just don’t get it. I wanna get it but don’t yet. I know you need me right now. I know you want a new Messiah, because I do too… meh.

So, why is this bar steward laughing like a drain?

Prize for the best example of super human funniness this evening wins The Nolan Sisters. This troupe of clapped out songbirds/born again wimmin come complete with a legally questionable lease, a variety of outfits from British Home Stores PLC and a handgun.

Let battle commence.

The t- shirt below will be available on Monday…so don’t blow all your money on hookers and muscle relaxant this weekend  :whistle:

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149 comments

  • HotspurHampster says:

    “Did you here that Kevin Bond said that Luka is probably staying?”

  • mille147 says:

    Harry – “dont worry lads…those who didn’t make the trip to hearts on thursday are still part of my plans for the season”

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      Gold :daumen:

      • MysteriousStranger says:

        Buy it. Don’t sell it. Gold is going up, up, up.

        From your friendly “financial advisor”.

        Disclaimer: The above is an opinion, however the value of your investment may go down as well as up. :ninja:

  • Harry Hotspur says:

    I’ll dip into talkSport.

    Clearly there’s a quote in there, but if I ought to quote talkSPORT or Metro or whatever I will. Sad to see I’m perceived as a child by some.

    Maybe I should just drop the act, eh? Maybe when I’m in enjoying the Platinum Lounge at Bolton on Sunday I should ask to be told zip just in case I tell you something that turns up in the Daily Mail.

    :wassat:

    • LosLorenzo says:

      Oh my god. The New York Times had a story today about US markets being poised to open lower on the back of losses on the Asian markets, and the Wall Street Journal TOTALLY must have ripped it off from NYT. Because it is impossible for two news outlets to get hold of the same information and write about it.

      • Anon says:

        The US markets, like Modric, are clearly filthy liars to mislead journalists from two papers into both claiming EXCLUSIVE

      • SteveSpur says:

        Unless, of course, one is a conspiracy theorist.
        I don’t want to say to much. But I happen know that the Zinoviev letter, the black diary, the protocols of the elders of zion, and the possibility of Harry buying a suit made of natural fibres are all true.

      • SteveSpur says:

        Unless, of course, one is a conspiracy theorist.
        I don’t want to say too much. But I happen know that the Zinoviev letter, the black diary, the protocols of the elders of zion, and the possibility of Harry buying a suit made of natural fibres are all true.

    • Fatfish says:

      Child? You ain’t that grown up H!

  • morningstar says:

    “Bassong you will be starting on Monday”

  • Benson says:

    Bassong no like stupid jokes

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