Good evening ladies.
Another day of the old transfer window behind us, then. Deep joy. I see the domino theory has well and truly kicked in with our ITK bretheran. Everyone’s saying Adebayor and Diarra’s done. Nailed on done. Or your money back.
My money is on a signing coming from well off the ITK radar. I’m not going to be cute with you here, I don’t have a clue. And that’s my point.
A pal of mine however …who is not without rather bleedin’ decent City contacts thinks there has been some severe gun jumping going on re: the Adebayor deal.
Adebayor to us and City to pay half the money? If this happens I’ll be very happy …but right now I see it as bedtime tales from Lollypop Land in the same category as the Tevez ‘loan’ to the Gunners.
Why would City advance us so significantly? I just don’t get it. I wanna get it but don’t yet. I know you need me right now. I know you want a new Messiah, because I do too… meh.
So, why is this bar steward laughing like a drain?
Prize for the best example of super human funniness this evening wins The Nolan Sisters. This troupe of clapped out songbirds/born again wimmin come complete with a legally questionable lease, a variety of outfits from British Home Stores PLC and a handgun.
Let battle commence.
The t- shirt below will be available on Monday…so don’t blow all your money on hookers and muscle relaxant this weekend :whistle:
TBH, I don’t know how true this is, but alot of ITKs have been saying Kaka will be coming to WHL on Loan ….. who knows I don’t but if it does , will I be happy, HELL YEH! sell modric, but then ofcourse modric won’t wana go because he will be playing with KAKA!
Gomez
Walker,Dawson,Kaboul,BAE(best LB in PM IMO)
Lennon, Kaka,Diarra,Bale
VDV
Adebayour
Kaka can’t play CM any better than VdV. Not saying I wouldn’t have him, but he is a wing/attacking mid/forward.
Kaka? Sorry, which decade are we in? Kaka is shut and has been for ages now. Doesn’t get a game for Madrid, useless for Brazil
Kaka is 29 years old, a “name”, but a fading star with injury issues. Perfect for us to be linked to then :blush:
Seriously, this cropped up a few weeks ago, the rumour being that it makes up part of the ongoing Diarra negotiations, and is in relation to Real Madrid getting first dibs on Bale. Personally I’d take Granero off them before Kaka. They aren’t stupid, they want Kaka off the books, makes VdV look like the Bionic Man.
MODRIC: they’ve offered Benayoun? are you serious?
HR: Modders we have matched your ambition, we signed that c*nt adebeyor
Redknapp: Right then fellas. One of you is off to west London, and the other east London. I’ll leave you two to work out which is which.
Team are discussing Suarezs’ teeth.
Modric: I dont know what you mean?
Crouch: They are worse than mine, he could take a bit of an apple through a letterbox
Modric ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha