Good morning,
Being a Tottenham fan these days is like having some mad disease. You’re viewing everything at time lapse photography speed, everything that surrounds you is rattling by accelerated. But you’re in a slo mo zombied coma.
You know when things bad. The world’s worst ITK, Jasper has remerged from another sojourn in Broadmoor. I don’t mind people getting things wrong, we all get things wrong, but Jasper’s pronouncements are either the diametric opposite of what will happen or stuff that appeared in this morning’s paper.
Jasper Watch is now on amber.
So hopefully the news that we have begun negotiating for Nilmar will keep you going until well, at least teatime. The word comes from @Football_Agent9 who is also saying that Diarra is done, certainly either a loan, perhaps permanent. Which explains our Real Madrid discussions.
Oh Christ, what have I done? Cue an avalanche of ‘ITKs’ revealing that Nilmar discussions, ‘looking good,’ ‘player wants to come,’ and ‘VillaReal arguing over add-ons’ and a conveyor belt of assorted attention seeking.
I’ve cracked POTL’s cryptic code!
Blue and yellow is the bruises he sees in the morning after he collapses from the meths (or similar) the night before.
PS Nilmar seen having a medical in a taxi outside a North London McDonalds
Has anyone ever slammed their finger in a door while at the same time inserting one’s pinkey into the keyhole?
not yet i havnt
is it fun? or some new perversion yet to grace the Notw woops i mean The Sun on Sunday’s pages
no, but I stuck my finger in a pikey’s keyhole once
Just get Barton in so the little rabid f*&£er can chase Bentley and alike around the dressing room white a blazing hot cigar and scare them out of the club and off the wage bill!
We need signings, now. None of this last minute crap where we’ve only got about 2 points on the board and no sod wants to join us apart from the left over skanky dross.
Where the HELL is this striker!!!! Wheres the prozac! :-|
Oh, Nilmar? What for, exactly? What void would he be filling?
Does Diarra merit comment? We’ve been linked with him ever since Redknapp grasped the reins. Only now he’s a couple of years older, and he finally accepts he’s not part of Real Madrid’s plans, we get him?
Hallelujah! Aren’t we good? :silly:
If its a case of selling Palacious for the same amount we buy Diarra for then its worth it, bit of an upgrade. IF he expects to start every game however then its pointless as Sandro has got to be the no/1 starter in that position. With Hudd there very closely behind depending on the opposition. We really missed Thud last year, he gives a different dimension to our play, the crazy bigmac loving b@stard.