Good morning,
Being a Tottenham fan these days is like having some mad disease. You’re viewing everything at time lapse photography speed, everything that surrounds you is rattling by accelerated. But you’re in a slo mo zombied coma.
You know when things bad. The world’s worst ITK, Jasper has remerged from another sojourn in Broadmoor. I don’t mind people getting things wrong, we all get things wrong, but Jasper’s pronouncements are either the diametric opposite of what will happen or stuff that appeared in this morning’s paper.
Jasper Watch is now on amber.
So hopefully the news that we have begun negotiating for Nilmar will keep you going until well, at least teatime. The word comes from @Football_Agent9 who is also saying that Diarra is done, certainly either a loan, perhaps permanent. Which explains our Real Madrid discussions.
Oh Christ, what have I done? Cue an avalanche of ‘ITKs’ revealing that Nilmar discussions, ‘looking good,’ ‘player wants to come,’ and ‘VillaReal arguing over add-ons’ and a conveyor belt of assorted attention seeking.
PMSL at the Jasper comments. So true. The disappointing thing about the window has been not shifting those who need to move on while a quality player like Sandro, the star of the last four months of the season, suffered a long-term injury. The only way King and Gallas can walk properly is if they enter a three-legged race. Huddlestone is seeing a specialist, even little Luka has mouth ulcers (due to some illicit tongue action with a Chelsea bint, no doubt). We are….whisper it…down to the bare bones! The bare bones! Calling Andy Booth………..
Diarra, more Pompey shite
Real Madrid shite Felch… Get it right.
You have no idea, Diarra would walk into our midfield he is the best holding midfielder in the world, no coincedence he is always used when Madrid play Barca since they got smashed 5-0.
Modric will go once Chelsea get the Zhirkov money, Mark my words, 40 million plus and hes gone, then Diarra and Sandro can bully every midfield in the league
As Larry David says…
“They could at least lie to us. You know, call us and lie! We don’t want to sit here like schmucks. A lie is a gesture, it’s a courtesy, it’s a little respect. This is very disrespectful!”
:daumen:
Like. A lot.
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakinel :blink:
I believe I can lie
You sure its not fly? I think you can fly. Give it a shot?