Evenin’ all.
The game wot many of us watched turned upon the substitutions at half time. Here then are my thoughts wot I had whilst enduring this televisual feast.
Mind how you go.
Gomes 6 Looks decidedly less gormless sans gum shield. It’s all about perception.
Charlie 4 Those Lighter Life diet plan thingymajiggs actually work then. Triffic.
Dawson 5 I blame Bassong for his jitters.
Bassong 3 A jitter generator.
A&E 9 Top Charlie Banana Dalai Lama.
J**** 0 Looks the part, talks the part. Not so good with a football.
Peanut 0 Scientists have made a footballer out of balsa wood.
Krankie 6 Never seen a player look so sad.
Modders 6 Proof that real people cheer players. I’d ban season tickets.
Azza Blud 5 Lively in places, shameful dive for the peno.
Dances With Scones 4 Some textbook cheap fouls. Little else.
Bale 7 Quite simply broke them in two.
Pav 5 He needed to be triple jointed to get to his dismal ‘passes.’
3MP 5.5 Like Llorente. But with a goal and teeth transplanted from a horse.
Defoe 5 Hot to trot. No argument here.
And yes I left some out. It would be nuts pass comment on cameos that didn’t rock the Kasbah.
Defoe’s got to be worth a 6 1/2 he made himself available
Iv’e been making myself available every night for years but the missus never gives me more than a 3.
That’s because you’ve got a tiny knob
Jenas had a far better game then our Gardner impersonator Bassong so worth more than a biased 0.
JJ was sh1te mate, couldn’t play a round of pass-the-parcel…drop like a bad habit….
Deeply worried, if this was our so called curtain raiser to the start of our prem games,only Bale and BAE looked anywhere near fit enough or motivated enough.
Me now redesign chicken badge to personal preference
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“are the popular small variety”
That’s him. That’s him!
what a load of bollox. Modric is the person who kept letting Bale lose. The number of passes he put people through with is higher than anyone else in the team…
JUst more proof that Harry Hotspur is just a complete fucking noob. Fuck off to arsenal.
Nice work racist boy ;-)