Evenin’ all.
The game wot many of us watched turned upon the substitutions at half time. Here then are my thoughts wot I had whilst enduring this televisual feast.
Mind how you go.
Gomes 6 Looks decidedly less gormless sans gum shield. It’s all about perception.
Charlie 4 Those Lighter Life diet plan thingymajiggs actually work then. Triffic.
Dawson 5 I blame Bassong for his jitters.
Bassong 3 A jitter generator.
A&E 9 Top Charlie Banana Dalai Lama.
J**** 0 Looks the part, talks the part. Not so good with a football.
Peanut 0 Scientists have made a footballer out of balsa wood.
Krankie 6 Never seen a player look so sad.
Modders 6 Proof that real people cheer players. I’d ban season tickets.
Azza Blud 5 Lively in places, shameful dive for the peno.
Dances With Scones 4 Some textbook cheap fouls. Little else.
Bale 7 Quite simply broke them in two.
Pav 5 He needed to be triple jointed to get to his dismal ‘passes.’
3MP 5.5 Like Llorente. But with a goal and teeth transplanted from a horse.
Defoe 5 Hot to trot. No argument here.
And yes I left some out. It would be nuts pass comment on cameos that didn’t rock the Kasbah.
Very harsh rating for J****. Virtually everyone of his passes found a team mate. We were playing in red and white, yes ?
Saying on radio there are riots in N17 and 2 police cars set on fire following the shooting yesterday. If they burn the ground down will we get enough insurance money to build the new ground ?
Bassong made the whole defence seem bad
Jenas slowed the whole midfield down to a sideways nothingness
Gomes over Brad fo my money
Croat double in the middle looking good
I concur with your score-card Mr H; but did anyone feel nervous like me, when a shot came straight at Gomes?
Sham H on Hudds he is not yet match fir but his chest down and passes where good and His falling back to defend was good Benny was superb and coming from me is a great honour. Crouch must stay till he starts shrinking Walker must play with Charlie his understudy Hutton on loans at Rangers Keans at Celtic Pav Siberia hard labour to heal is first touch Jenas squad player and senior in Ufa Babes Pienaar operation or sent back to play for Pirates.Dosantos get some cash and give it to modders wife and the rest can stay Bentley can be sold for a Samba with Shaking Bassong. FINISHING POSITION 2ND fA CUP AND UFA .COYS
Think the problem with Bassong is lack of confidence due to lack of games. Cannot see him getting a run so probably best if he moves on.
Kaboul should be first choice CB before end of season, playing alongside Daws or Gallas.