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Beloved In Christ,

Karren Brady. There’s a clue in the name pointing to an inherent neediness that made her parents opt to shoehorn in an unnecessary, extra ‘r’ in there. Presumably to pave the way for their little girl being extra special, a standout Karren amongst all then other also-Karens.

MORE stories today that the delay in confirming West Ham’s move to the Olympic Stadium threatens to thwart the nation’s bid to host the world athletics champions there in 2017.

No. Questions marks over the Olympic Games arose from civil disorder on the streets of the capital city and live images of the assaults, lootings and vandalism being beamed across the globe.

To suggest THFC hiring corporate detectives to go through dustbins to reveal questionable business relationships in a £500m deal probably didn’t have the same impact.

Spurs have taken their baton home on this. And I don’t like the way they are behaving. When a club reportedly stoops to employ private detectives to dig dirt on another, they’re discrediting the game and themselves.

Ha. I don’t like the way you where Miss Piggy wigs, but the way you behave has no bearing on facts.

Here’s a fact for you Karren. You said repeatedly during the bidding process for the OS that there was a waiting list for WHUFC season tickets. The figure seemed to vary dependent upon which day you were asked. But 15,000 was mooted at one point.

So why are you still advertising season tickets as being for sale, if there is even a waiting list of one single person?

I’ve told police my phone has either been hacked or private records acquired in what I’m sure will be a frustrated attempt to blacken my name and West Ham’s.

I’ve told Father Christmas I want a swanky new touch screen PC for Christmas. Oh sorry, where were we? This I hope is investigated thoroughly. And should it transpire that it cannot be proved your phone was hacked, you apologise in your column.


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  • xildnparadise says:

    Would have been a great league move to get him to Boston but the problem is the Rev have become irrelevant……

  • xildnparadise says:

    I go back to the NASL days when Mick Flanagan (Charlton and QPR) was a cult hero for the New England Tea Men….

    • seattlespursguy says:

      “I am delighted, honoured and very excited to be joining the LA Galaxy,’ said Keane. ‘I have always wanted to come and play in MLS so it’s the perfect combination for me and a dream come true.”

      “I grew up in family of rapid supporters of the Los Angeles teams, ever since the days of the old LA Aztecs. Me Da often told me how LA won the 1974 NASL Championship over the Miami Toros and how in 1976, a fading George Best signed with the team and played from 1976 to 1978. In 1979 Rinus Michels signed the Dutch superstar Johan Cruyff who went on to win the NASL Most Valuable Player Award in his one year with the Aztecs. In short, a lifelong dream has been achieved.”

  • kojac says:

    good one ssg,how much is the deal,what do they say over there

  • xildnparadise says:

    I was a teenager in the heydey of the NY Cosmos…. Only now can I appriciate the collection of talent assembled….Pele, Beckenbauer, Carlos Alberto, Johan Neeskens, Dennis Tuert (f%##%ing Manc)…. Amazing how I drove home after some of those games…. lost a lot of brain cells in the late 70’s!!!!

    • seppoyiddo says:

      Cheap beer and even cheaper tix at Giant stadium. Wish I could remember Redknapp playing for the Sounders back then, but it’s all a blur. Too bad it couldn’t last.

      • seattlespursguy says:

        I was a wee lad when ‘Arry was in town but I recall being excited over any exotic foreign type coming to play for the men in green.

  • kojac says:

    according to my little black book we played 53 games last season W 22 D 17 L14 and VDV top scorer with 15 goals,too many draws for 4th

    and Pav has scored 14,10,14 a season since he camed,Defoe 4,24,9 and crouch 13,11

    *stats could be wrong*

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