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Good morning.

Yesterday we had the breakfast, today the dog’s dinner. For those of you joining us late I am one of those born again moany types who went from enjoying Arry amiably providing the press with quotes …to one that has become increasingly jaundiced with his inability to break wind without calling talkSPORT and shooting – if not literally talking them through – the breeze.

Arry has responded to Rafa’s gripes via not only the same medium but via the same newspaper. 

“Yes, it does seem to be a problem. Rafa can’t run back and chase the full-back. Against the better teams it is a problem. Rafa’s best position is in the middle, playing just behind the front man.

The only problem is that Jermain Defoe plays there too and Jermain is playing very, very well at the moment.

So, I guess I have got a decision to make, haven’t I? I suppose it’s now between Rafa and Jermain over who plays in the team.”

Dear Mr Redschnapps, if you genuinely feel you have a decision of such mind numbing stupidity such as this to make, please make it your last. 

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208 comments

  • rich g says:

    Online schoolyard…twats

  • summerspur says:

    my school was a bit rough, more school yardies than yard

  • bukkake-breath says:

    think if we had sold the chickenbadgehater then this wouldnt be a problem, parker sandro CM with vdv behind the front 2. fuckit id rather drop him anyway after sundays performance

  • Kosta says:

    Levy, place a media ban (outside epl obligations – pre and post match) on Harry and all the squad for that matter and dock salaries if anyone is stupid enough to talk….that should nip it in the bud!

  • melcyid says:

    I would rather see vaarty score a world class sublime goal with the spursway written all over it than see him run back 50 yards and miss a tackle give away a free kick or a pen or get a yellow or get sent off for a clumsy tackle.Or mess up his hammy just so arry can say I got him runnin round a bit.Any way wheres the defence,oh yeh up front trying to cross to the vaaart who is out of position running back to cover for them. TICTACS have gone upside down back to front and inside out.vaart or defoe upfront easy choice go arry you know it makes sense.

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