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Aunty’s Got Her Bloomers In A Twist

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Good morning.

Interesting times in which we live. Arsenal supremo Aunty Wenger is bleating again which in itself is not unusual, but this time about the fact that Adebayor has a caveat in his loan deal whereby he may not play against Manchester City. 

Aunty tries to pass this quite standard arrangement off as some sinister tactic that has sent the Premiership into a maelstrom by citing that he allowed both Pennant and Bendtner to play against Arsenal when he loaned them out.

He really is an absolute child. He’s like some mentalist in a restaurant who orders the steak, then spends the rest of his meal not only bemoaning the fact he didn’t order the lobster but it was a conspiracy by the waiter to deprive him because he didn’t recommend the lobster when he ordered.

The timing of the nutty Professor’s comments is interesting. We went third after a consistent run of form that leaves Tottingham 3 points clear of the Woolwich Wanderers who have suffered from  an abysmal away showing and been more than reliant upon Van Pervert. You don’t need to be anymore than a pop psychologist to realize that what Aunty is doing here. Pervert hasn’t hit a vein of form like this in a dog’s age. And outside of the Dutchman he has a squad that can collapse without warning against anyone.

Do you think Manchester City guilty of rigging the deck by buying gifted players and then deciding where they are loaned? If you do, then all I can tell you is, ‘That’s Show Business.’ Why does loaning a player suddenly lessen your control over someone who’s wages your are still paying? And why should a club act in a stealthy manner in all aspects of it’s management?

This is like playing Monopoly and saying it’s not fair that your opponent has loads of houses and hotels up. As long as they weren’t palmed while you were nipping to the lav, it’s called playing the game.

It’s tempting to count chicks that haven’t hatched, but Spurs are playing some slick football and bizarrely we don’t have any huge question marks hovering over our first squad players. We flogged them off in the summer.

The divide between us and them is closing at a rate of knots. And come the end of the season we should look forward to Aunty handing that vile little oik Wilshire a Blankety Blank cheque book and pen to pay his  wager with.

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  • SpurredoninDublin says:

    My favourite moment from last season was when Arsehole Whinger started punching the ground when we came from behind to beat them 3-2.

    Recently we had the spectacle of him refusing to shake hands with Clive Allen and the nonsense he spouted afterwards.

    When VDV scored against them, he was quick to claim it was a “handball”, even though none of his players who were a lot closer than he was made such a claim. Of course for a man who suffers so many temporary fits of blindness, I am amazed that he even saw VDV never mind the ball. Of course when somebody doesn’t see what he thinks he has seen, they run the risk of being called liars.

    Much as it really makes my day to see him in discomfort, I have to ask, can any of you think of another person involved in major sport that has managed to bring the concept of the bad loser to his petty childish spoilt brat “gonna kick the table over and take my toys with me” level.

    I don’t know if his parents are still alive, but I would be embarrassed that people might think that “he learned this from his parents” if he were my son.

    The man really is a true disgrace to sportsmanship.

  • Kash says:

    I wonder if thats the REAL Charlie George..could be knowing the Sc#ms part record with alcoholics..T.Adams , P Merson.. etc Harry Hotspurs is Spurs site. With all the internet has on offer Sc#m fans come here to comment about all things that have nought to do with them..just like their manager..stay away from the youth team Mr Wenger..

  • essexian76 says:

    Isn’t Benayon on loan from Chelsea?

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      Last seen chasing deer in Richmond Park :freu

    • Spurfect says:

      Exactly what I was thinking myself. Kills his argument dead. Wenger really is a muppet.

      Just like his little upstart Wiltshire who’s been in the game 5minutes and thinks he’s all that, you’ve not made it yet son. Just because some Gooner hacks have raved about you in their chip shop paper rag.

      £3K also is just a huge insult to the charity he’s saying he’ll pay it to. What a mug.

  • tezzy says:

    we having our worst season in years and you having your best season but the difference is only 3 points!!! ohh do you really want go back to the past?! if i was you I’ll just talk about your current forum, bare in mind its not how you start a season its how you finish so have a patience and wait until the end of the season. you can start comparing yourself to us when you achieved what we have achieved, which could take years,e.g. qualifying for championslegue for 14 year, beating our invisible record, wining a league on our turf….. you see you have been in our shadow for years and your still are! Thursday is spurs day, just joking

    • SpurredoninDublin says:

      Looking at your post, you seem to have missed out on an education. Just out of interest, was your school approved, are are you just an illiterate moron.

    • SpurredoninDublin says:

      @tezzy.

      Tell us about your proud achievements when you have earned your place in this league, rather than having bribed your way into it.

    • melcyid says:

      you are in our shadow now.make :winke:

    • Razspur says:

      You have 1 class player RVP at the moment and he won`t sign a new contract. We are only 3 points above you at present but a much healthier goal difference and a game in hand against Everton. Our guys are playing exciting flowing football and we look dangerous with every attack, only RVP has kept you out of the relegation fight, Mertesaker is a clown. The real thing that points to our success is not being 3rd in the EPL at present, it`s Wenger bleating about a rule that was clearly introduced to avoid COI as stated above. I respect the way Arsenal have evolved and worked within financial constraints as i hope we can do with a new stadium scheme but you have let yourself down again by griping/complaining over something which may not even happen, we may have signed Llorente by then as World Class Players are attracted to winning teams.

      • Cptcaveman says:

        Seriously though guys…he’s right!! How can we possibly compete with their ‘invisible record’.

        We are clearly talking about the 8-2 Man U game though aren’t we?!…cause you were f**kin ‘invisible’ in that game!

    • johnhalloween says:

      how can we beat your invisible record if no one knows what it is or what it looks like or with most invisible thinks if it even exists

  • steve says:

    WHY ARE ALL ARSENAL FANS WANKERS?? TEZZY IS A WANKER, WHO JERKS OVER MR WENGERS PHOTOS. ARSENAL ARE SHIT HOLES.

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