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What Was Modders Whispering To Arry?

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Good afternoon.

The player Arry Redschnapps was  willing to trade in using the Jack & The Beanstalk Business Model for ‘some players’ was at the centre of a full on man hug explosion pitch-side, Monday night. 

“Luka was fantastic, him and Scott Parker have been outstanding together, I love Luka, I love the way he plays his football and he’s an absolutely top-class professional and a great guy.”

The winner of this caption competition wins a copy of my local Chinese take-away menu, The Bird’s Nest. This menu is a veritable tour de force of competitively priced cuisine available for collection or delivery. You’re in charge at The Bird’s Nest. 

The myriad of choice will leave you reeling. Kung Po, OK Sauce  and Squid dishes are only trumped by a Desert listing that specifies two items. ‘Any Can Of Soft Drink’ and ‘Banana Fritter With Honey.’

Focus your mind and this precious item could be yours to keep.

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  • Liamyid says:

    Off subject but you HAVE to do a new shirt with a pic of benny with his Afro which says ‘disco benny’ underneath. Did anyone see his tweet before the Villa match. It said something like ‘ its gonna be disco benny tonight, havent got time to do my hair’!! I would 100% buy one, hahahaha disco benny….. what a fecking legend!

  • Onlyme says:

    HR: You’re triffic Luka, I love you
    LM: Me no like redschnapps boner
    KB: Keep him there modders, I’ve almost got his wallet!

  • el says:

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    Apart from the obvious ‘set us all purring’ general performance against villa starring Modders, I just wanted to say how good it was to see Lennon’s contribution equal to Bale’s, long may it continue but even more pleasing was the Afghan capital’s growing attempt at legendary status. The boy Younès appears to have developed way passed the level Michael got stuck at early Daws. I’d love to see samba brought in as 3rd choice while we wait on Caulker.

    As for the caption; I think you’ve got it covered.

    Go on the Spurs.

  • el says:

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    Just went and looked at your rating for Lennon Harry.

    Eh????!

    My ability to judge footballers appears to have gone all weird.

  • kennyd says:

    modders is saying this to harry: me now love chicken badge, and no like russian ugly chelsea badge on little bridge

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