Good afternoon.
The player Arry Redschnapps was willing to trade in using the Jack & The Beanstalk Business Model for ‘some players’ was at the centre of a full on man hug explosion pitch-side, Monday night.
“Luka was fantastic, him and Scott Parker have been outstanding together, I love Luka, I love the way he plays his football and he’s an absolutely top-class professional and a great guy.”
The winner of this caption competition wins a copy of my local Chinese take-away menu, The Bird’s Nest. This menu is a veritable tour de force of competitively priced cuisine available for collection or delivery. You’re in charge at The Bird’s Nest.
The myriad of choice will leave you reeling. Kung Po, OK Sauce and Squid dishes are only trumped by a Desert listing that specifies two items. ‘Any Can Of Soft Drink’ and ‘Banana Fritter With Honey.’
Focus your mind and this precious item could be yours to keep.
HR: Don’t score and you’ll end up doing this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AKCOn4jG9Y
Harry: Don’t forget to shake Clive’s hand Luka, otherwise he’ll get punchy!
Twichy: I never wanted to trade you in for a second-hand Ford Cortina at the beginning of the season, i thought i was still in charge at Wet Spam, forgive me!
Modders: Me no like you use me for practise for Prison, please no so tight!
Bondy: Benny’s afro is doing my nut in! Back in my day…….
Back in my day Benny’s bonce reminded me of a few ladies I once knew, only it wasn’t on their heads-damned Europeans!
Hirsute ladies!, mmmmmmmm…….
Oh, erm…….i mean :sick:
More like Dr Livingston, I presume-but the fun was in the hunt!!!!!!!, did I mean that-dommed dyloxsia
When i was serving in Bosnia, the one noticeable thing was all the women looked like Jesus. :sick:
Same as Serbia, ‘Airy buggers one an all, ‘where’s me Flymo?’ was our battlecry
Jesus wasn’t a bad looking
drag queenbird, was she?Only, Jesus was slightly better groomed. And probably up for it!
Not bad going for someone ‘made’ from supernatural sperm. :angel:
At least he had clean feet
Always biting his nails though….. :angel:
Ladies and Gentlemen, i give you the THFC official guide to Christianity.
I was going to go there with a quote like “You nailed it!” but thought better of it, ;-)
Mary, Mary, quite contrary how does your Lady garden grow?
Over to you Jim,Hartley or whoever
Like Serbian belle’s or Bosnian girls,
It grows everywhere, all to show.
With fishy smells and crab like shells,
and a Chlamydia dose with every go…… :sick:
Hartley nudges it-one nil
I was hoping for a ‘hole’ in one ;-)
Definately :daumen:
Well played Hart, God damn you!
Meanwhile back in the bush “I’m lost”, cried a member of the Wherefuckarewee tribe
Modders….Burrrp!
HR – Bondy, ‘ave you warmed his bottle?
KB – Bloody hell boss aren’t you taking this “kid gloves” approach too far!!
Is this all you do HH! No transfer gossip from your so called itk chums, so you come up with these silly games so the stupid people amongst the tottenham faithful give you your hits you so desperate crave
Pablo, we’ve been here before… at least 37 times.
You click on my two bob site then hold me responsible? Mmmn…
Try exercising some self control :dizzy2:
So Pablo, how would you go about creating a site as popular and diverse as this and what content would you suggest putting into it? I’m not getting at you, but I think it’s far easier to criticize than to get off your own backside and do it yourself.
Oh go on, get at him :daumen:
Oh, you saw through me-damn you Jimlad!
I think I have now….you’re one of them Pirates aren’t you? :pirat:
37 times thats bloody accurate. The time now is 18:09 and 40 secs. :lol:
OOOHarragh!,that oi’ll be, ya scurvy dawg
:lol:
Oiy’d tell e ta wark tha’ plank, but he’s been absent for so long!
That comes naturally doesn’t it……
Stupid!?!? :freu
Is that why you’ve decided to post your comment?- and give H-H the “hits” he “craves”?
Hits, HH has had a hit, what year, what song, must have missed it.
Peedo, there’s no transfer gossip because there’s no transfer gossip. Apart from the rumour that arsene wenger is going to join Blackburn when the managerial post becomes free and Van Pervie is thinking of taking a job with the Royal Mail. What a muppet!