Good afternoon.
The player Arry Redschnapps was willing to trade in using the Jack & The Beanstalk Business Model for ‘some players’ was at the centre of a full on man hug explosion pitch-side, Monday night.
“Luka was fantastic, him and Scott Parker have been outstanding together, I love Luka, I love the way he plays his football and he’s an absolutely top-class professional and a great guy.”
The winner of this caption competition wins a copy of my local Chinese take-away menu, The Bird’s Nest. This menu is a veritable tour de force of competitively priced cuisine available for collection or delivery. You’re in charge at The Bird’s Nest.
The myriad of choice will leave you reeling. Kung Po, OK Sauce and Squid dishes are only trumped by a Desert listing that specifies two items. ‘Any Can Of Soft Drink’ and ‘Banana Fritter With Honey.’
Focus your mind and this precious item could be yours to keep.
HR: You remind me of someone I met in Spain
KB: Yeah, that bastard who picked your pocket!
LM: I just practice pick-pocket for when I meet Mr Levy.
HR: Gotcha!
LM: Bugger, thought I could slip out with the crowd!
KB: Hold him there ‘Arry while I get the shackles back on him!
LM: “Mr. Levy he making right decision in not selling Luka to filthy Chavs. Mr. Levy know what best for Luka. I play football now. Thank you very much.”
HR: “I coulda had 20 Phil Neville’s and all the back handers I could eat for selling you.”
We will all be at Chelsea in a couple of weeks
You cnut….. there’s me reading in bed at 4am cause I can’t sleep with my misses sleeping next to me and you make me laugh my head off waking her up she’s not happy