Good afternoon.
The player Arry Redschnapps was willing to trade in using the Jack & The Beanstalk Business Model for ‘some players’ was at the centre of a full on man hug explosion pitch-side, Monday night.
“Luka was fantastic, him and Scott Parker have been outstanding together, I love Luka, I love the way he plays his football and he’s an absolutely top-class professional and a great guy.”
The winner of this caption competition wins a copy of my local Chinese take-away menu, The Bird’s Nest. This menu is a veritable tour de force of competitively priced cuisine available for collection or delivery. You’re in charge at The Bird’s Nest.
The myriad of choice will leave you reeling. Kung Po, OK Sauce and Squid dishes are only trumped by a Desert listing that specifies two items. ‘Any Can Of Soft Drink’ and ‘Banana Fritter With Honey.’
Focus your mind and this precious item could be yours to keep.
I watched Barcelona beat AC Milan game and these guys are starting to copy our style of play! Messi and Xavi pass the ball around like they think they are Modric and Parker. They are weak at the back and they haven’t got our wingers but, mark my words, if they improve, Barcelona could be the dark horse to stop us winning the Champions League next season.
LM: Arry’s a big boy
HR: While your’e down there son
KB: I never had any toys as a kid
Luka: Harry you free tonight for some action, rumpy pumpy.
Harry: Will have to see, sandra expecting Me home and the old ticker is’nt what it used to be.
Kevin: What about Me, i’m not upto much later.
HR: No that isn’t a new contract in my pocket. I’m just pleased to see you.
`Jeees, you two get a room!
I`m sorry I ever thought of Chelsea Arry.
It`s alright son, I`ll never let you go.