Good evening avid reader. And sorry to wake you up.
This should be good. Aside from which, it’s inspired by the delectable thing that is @louise_s_page. Other unpaid Ad spot quotes for hot bruntettes upon request available.
Here’s the gig. You are a Spurs related person. You share your New Years Resolution. You might be the most brilliantest.
You could be Jermaine J****, or Modders or van der Vaart, the Boy Bale or even Arry. Heck, you could be David Pleat. Good golly missus, you may opt to be Timmy Sherwood.
But what we want is the persona you chose to demonstrate – via your very own brilliant wit and comedic wisdom’s New Year Resolution – f u n n y.
The funniest New Years Resolution wins £50’s worth of Vision Sports Publishing books. Fifty quid!
BIOYNTERC!
Bale: I promise I will only use my right foot to make it fair for the opposition
Parker: I promise I’ll get a post 1950 haircut if we win the league
Harry: I promise I won’t be happy if we don’t finish in the top 4
Ratboy”always read small print,how can a man survive on £50K a week”
Pav – I resolve to be pitch ready in less than minutes.
Pav – I promise that my agent wont be paid on a per rumor basis
Pinnear I resolve to be average
Pav – I resolve to be pitch ready from jthe bench in less than minutes.
Pav – I promise that my agent wont be paid on a per rumor basis
Pinnear I resolve to be average
Sorry people, here’s one that’s not mine but from one of the Greatest sportman ever, Muhammad Ali, and it seems to tell it like us fellow Spurs supporters’ think right now:
“A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he’ll never crow. I have seen the light and I’m crowing.”
Again sorry folks that it’s not original but we can now all see the light I hope. COYS.