Good evening avid reader. And sorry to wake you up.
This should be good. Aside from which, it’s inspired by the delectable thing that is @louise_s_page. Other unpaid Ad spot quotes for hot bruntettes upon request available.
Here’s the gig. You are a Spurs related person. You share your New Years Resolution. You might be the most brilliantest.
You could be Jermaine J****, or Modders or van der Vaart, the Boy Bale or even Arry. Heck, you could be David Pleat. Good golly missus, you may opt to be Timmy Sherwood.
But what we want is the persona you chose to demonstrate – via your very own brilliant wit and comedic wisdom’s New Year Resolution – f u n n y.
The funniest New Years Resolution wins £50’s worth of Vision Sports Publishing books. Fifty quid!
BIOYNTERC!
J**** – I promise to define what it is i’m on the earth to do
BAE – I resolve to be more than just hair and pull backs
VDV – I will put all funds in to finding stronger hammys
Corluka – I resolve to sexier than 2011
Kranjar – What he said
Lennon – I resolve to finally get the other eyebrow done
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Samba and Huntelaar. We promise to play for Spurs.
John Terry. I promise to continue to be the world’s biggest c**t.
Sandro. I promise to break John Terry’s legs
Mine is to never put Spurs & J**** in the same sentence, EVER AGAIN!!!!
You said the J-word.
By the way, as I’ve said before, this is the first season since 78, where I haven’t put money on us to win the title. I’m getting the urge to put some dosh on at 16/1; should I?
No: You should take the 20/1 on offer from Bet 365.
Definitely not. Were doing great this season.
Don’t put the money on!!
Winning the league’s gotta be worth a sh*tload more than 160 quid (even 1,600… after all, you might never experience it again in your lifetime…) ;)