Good evening avid reader. And sorry to wake you up.
This should be good. Aside from which, it’s inspired by the delectable thing that is @louise_s_page. Other unpaid Ad spot quotes for hot bruntettes upon request available.
Here’s the gig. You are a Spurs related person. You share your New Years Resolution. You might be the most brilliantest.
You could be Jermaine J****, or Modders or van der Vaart, the Boy Bale or even Arry. Heck, you could be David Pleat. Good golly missus, you may opt to be Timmy Sherwood.
But what we want is the persona you chose to demonstrate – via your very own brilliant wit and comedic wisdom’s New Year Resolution – f u n n y.
The funniest New Years Resolution wins £50’s worth of Vision Sports Publishing books. Fifty quid!
BIOYNTERC!
I will say what needs to be said –
Suaez is an odious little person who should not be playing in the EPL.
Chris Hoy here : My promise is never to officiate at a football match again, as far as you lot are concerned “I`m on me Bike” and there`s no point in Twittering me, i won`t change me mind. Now they say you never forget,brakes,pedals,steering feckinell will have to get a bigger seat, this one`s dissappeared up me arse. Fulham High Street,will need to put me specs on to see the traffic, that big red thing was a bus. Oh good a message on me Blackberry, it`s from a Spurs fan…….me the f*ck strongle ya blind p*ss Art*st why you the f*ck*ng with Tottinghams. Must save to my friends file.
Theo Wallcott quote “Maybe we are thinking too far ahead or Tottenham potentially finishing above us”.
What he really means is “We have no chance of catching The Glory Boys now so let`s concentrate on fighting it out with Liverpool for the Europa League place, hey lads it`s Europe after all.
Rat boy: I will not leave the ship for dirty, oily money, and become a part of the blue plague, unless the ship is sinking.
Jack Wilshere: When I lose my bet that we will finish above Spurs, I will change my name to Welsher when I fail to pay up.