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Good afternoon.

What can I tell you about Norwich? Well if you cross the bridge as you emerge from the railway station there is one of the finest KFC’s I’ve ever had the pleasure to set foot in. Another culinary high spot includes a stall in the city centre market doing while u wait Chinese food that will quite literally blow your socks off. 

Let’s talk football before I morph completely into Partridge.

City sit eleventh. They precisely mark the divide between the sides that will cause you trouble and the ones that really shouldn’t. Grant Holt’s name will be thrown into the conversation, but whilst good news for Norwich fans to me he’s marginally more exciting than Carlton Cole. 

Removing any arrogance from the analysis and basing a prediction purely upon how the two sides have shaped up so far this season, Spurs should hit this lot so hard they wake up in Sheringham. 

Walloping of all times? Something damn close. Prediction 0-4.

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  • Spurlative says:

    Sometimes i think we give these teams TOO much respect. I hope they’re sitting in the change rooms contemplating and planning to tear them a new one! Meanwhile in front of the media all humble and ‘ooo, yeah we know its gonna be tough, they’re a good side very hard to come here and get a result…’ wadda wadda wadda.
    f8cking smash em is what i say…

  • Razspur says:

    Play Sandro (the Beast) as DM with the Croat as CM
    Walker on RW,if that don`t work bring Andros on for 2nd half,will VDV`s hamstring hold out that long ? Gallas and Bassong should be up to this lot, Rest Parker, he`s been superb but let`s not flog………..! Prediction..Norwich 1-3 Spurs.

  • Razspur says:

    Freidel
    Kaboul/Corluka,Gallas,Bassong,BAE
    Walker,Sandro,Modric,Bale
    VDV,Adebayor

    If vdv breaks down let Andros step up, we should be 2 up by then !

  • Razspur says:

    Not the Russian at any time please.

  • Harry redknapp will play parker until his head gasket blows and he has four punctures. He doesnt do yoof. Especially ones that are not english.

    • essexian76 says:

      So, he doesn’t do yoof?, could’ve sworn he’s tried Walker, Sandro, McNaughton, Carroll,Falque and a cast of hundreds in previous cup games, such a shame many of them just aren’t up to scratch yet, unless you mean he should just play them because they’re young?

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