Good morning.
Rumour has it we’re playing football against a shower of odd looking mercenaries tomorrow afternoon. If was a beauty contest they’d win second prize and collect £10.
Bobby Manc and Arry have had a little bit of handbags which is nice. Arry essentially suggesting that a partially sighted octogenarian lolly pop lady could win the league with Manchester City’s money. A surreal conversation given that the manager of Colchester United probably says the same about us.
The team then. My guess is that Ledders is being defrosted by Levy & Co’s Cryogenic team as we speak. Here’s my XI:
Brad, A&E, King, Kaboul, Walker, Chicken Badge, PNB, Bale, Azza Blud, vdV and Defoe. Bench: Cudicini, Pav, Livermore and Dos Santos.
I’d give Defoe until half time and not a nano second longer. In the immortal words of Raymond Wilkins, you need to score goals in the Premier League.
Chelsea drop 2 points,sweet as.
yes!!! fcuk you chavscum – not your rivals eh? great start to the weekend
Seems like a good chance to reminisce on the good ol’ days. Anybody else make the trip to Maine Road that year in the 90s when we knocked them out of the cup? You know, when that scrote ran on the pitch and tried to kick Thorstvedt (but was held off by the Viking’s 7 foot arm). Recall the catalyst was David Howells putting us two clear – when they were convinced it was their year. They started pouring from the Kippax like one of the those CGI battle scenes in Lord of the Rings. Think it was the last game I went to with the rum sight of a line of police horses on the pitch. Ahh, what ever happened to the Manchester City we used to know and love?
If i remember correctly Edward Sheringham missed a penalty in that match, not that it made much difference since we still tonked them 2-4 in their own back yard.
Don’t really like talking about it too much, not because of the unbridled violence instigated by those northern monkeys, but by what hapeened in the following cup-tie, the semi-final against……….i’m done!
Sherringham missed on purpose to stop another pitch invasion,he agreed this with the goal keeper,there was only a few mins left.
He should have smacked it in and humiliated the bastards even more………the monkey’s would have luvved that!!!
Christ yeah – I was at that one too :-(
Nayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!
Hypnotize Azza and show him the video of him ripping them apart at WHL two years ago – then tell him to repeat endlessly until his mum calls him in for his tea. Sorted!
That was before they had Zabaletta, who is one of the only fullbacks in the world that can match Azza’s pace. That should be one of many great matchups to watch tomorrow.
zabaletta is slow you nutter! good defender though
WTF is Robbie Keane playing at?!