Good morning.
Did you know that questionnaires have also been sent to 24 clubs asking for information regarding free holidays, luxury homes and other gifts?
The investigation is being carried out by HMRC’s High Net Worth Unit, which was specially created to target individuals worth in excess of £20million.
If the answers to the questionnaires are not satisfactory, then a full-scale investigation could soon follow.
Presumably common examples of benefits/expenses for professional footballers include company cars, platinum toilet roll holders, health insurance, diamond encrusted mobile phones, travel, various entertainment expenses including £27,000 bar bills, Luis Vuitton toenail clippers, that sort of thing.
This only adds weight to the notion that HMRC are making a concerted effort to make someone, anyone from the world of football a high profile coup.
Speaking of high profile coups, Tony Fernandes’ decision to bin Neil Warnock may be causing aftershocks in the boardroom at The Lane. As run on here at least twice in recent months, Mark Hughes is/was being held in a holding pattern to step in should Arry become ‘unavailable’ *cough, cough* to carry out his duties.
Hughes’ face this morning is plastered everywhere in relation to the brand new vacancy. Which poses a …poser now as what we ought to do should he accept.
Whoever takes over at QPR wants there head looking at anyway. Pitiful gate receipts and a Chairman with delusions of grandeur. Nice combo.
On a completely different note altogether,on behalf of most Newcastle fans,your manager is a f***ing disgrace,openly talking about Demba Ba’s release clause not once but twice,what the f*** is he going to do next?,display Demaba’s contract in his next press conference?,hope Modric goes to Chelsea you classless f***’s.
You should be directing your anger at whoever it was that leaked the details from your club. It’s not as if HR was privy to it’s signing is it.
You should also consider that the only way HR could know that, is if the club or the players agent told him. That means that he is either looking for a move, or the club wants to sell him.
Direct your anger at HR, fine, but there’s no need to have a go at us Spurs fans. Its not like we have been off blabbing to the press is it?
Get a grip of yourself man.
Cock….. who gives a F*** about you ya bunch of overweight trolls from the North? are you that stupid in this age of transfers to think nobody knew but Redknapp? moron this is a big boys game played by multi millionaires.
Ba is a mercenary he probably rang Redknapp/AVB/Fergusson and Wenger himself
Actually even though HR is a fav of mine. His gob is ludicrous sometimes. I think i agree with you.
“4% of all cheese put on store shelves gets stolen” is a bizarre stat revealed in Anthony Worral Thompson shoplifting case.
Police should issue a warning to prospective thieves that they will face, ‘having their tales cut off with a craving knife’
:-p
Cheese cravings, again, Harold? ;)
just as soon as he got the servers working!
I often see Modric walking round Asda’s. Thats got to be 2% accounted for.
With Berbatov accounting for the rest?
:daumen:
I used to love Dusty bin
Ray Wilkins has crept out of his public schoolboy crypt to throw his bowler hat into the ring for the QPR job.
Triffic.
Ray Wilkins looks like my penis – should I be worried?
Only if your penis prefixes every statement it makes with ,’my word’.
cue comments from sabine cox and horny helen to join the ftacas.
Pretty sure they are one and the same. A chap in Scotland called Timothy.
Only if your penis, like Ray Wilkins was once up Abramovich’s arse??
:sick: